There are some items that should not be repaired. They have served you well. It is just too costly to have them fixed. Here are ten items you should not have repaired:

1. Do not repair your hand held calculator. Just say, “See you later calculator.”.
2. Do not repair your convection oven. The heat refuses to circulate. You must refuse to have it fixed.
3. Do not fix the electric pencil sharpener. The pencil sharpener has just had its final super.
4. Do not fix the coffee maker. Tell the coffee maker that it is grounded for good.
5. Do not fix the waffle maker. Tell the waffle maker that you are no longer impressed with it.
6. Do not fix the electric shaver. Tell the shaver to buzz off.
7. Do not fix your remote control Batmobile. Tell Batman to use the Batcycle instead.
8. Do not fix the electric blow dryer. Tell your blow dryer that it full of hot air.
9. Do not fix the iron. Tell your iron that you are really steamed with it.
10. Do not fix the electric nose trimmer. Tell your nose trimmer that it no longer knows how to trim the nose.