Cannibals are often misunderstood. They really can be quite friendly. They love to invite guests for supper. Of course, you may end up being the main course. Here are ten things that you should not say to cannibals:

1. Would you like a leg of lamb? Why are you looking at my leg?
2. How about some chicken fingers instead? Now you’re looking at my fingers. What gives?
3. You sure have nice, sharp teeth. Who’s your dentist?
4. You look so nice and slim. What diet are you on?
5. You really turn me on. Would you like to do a little necking? What’s that? You have a better idea for my neck?
6. Would you like some bottom roast? Why are you examining my butt?
7. How would you like some tongue for dinner? Oh, you would also like some lips as well
8. Would you mind massaging my feet? I said rub them, not eat them
9. If I scratch your back, will you scratch mine? Why are you looking at my back? Do I have an acne problem there?
10. You better shape up or heads will roll. What’s that? You have some better uses for our employees’ heads?