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10 Worst Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas

Published by Mr Arrogant in Jokes
February 2nd, 2011

So you’re think about buying a gift for your girl friend for Valentine’s day? Make sure you don’t buy the wrong gift and beware of buying such stuffs that maybe the worst gifts for Valentine’s Day. So here I have with me the Worst Gifts that you could gift for Valentine’s day to your girlfriend.

So you’re think about buying a gift for your girl friend for Valentine’s day? Make sure you don’t buy the wrong gift and beware of buying such stuffs that maybe the worst gifts for Valentine’s Day. So here I have with me the Worst Gifts that you could gift for Valentine’s day to your girlfriend.

    Here are the worst Valentine’s day gift you could ever gift and avoid gifting them to your lover.

Applicances
    Kitchen appliance will be one of the worst Valentine’s day ever. It maybe that your wife or girlfriend maybe in the need of a toaster, and it could be very useful to her if you gift it too, but toaster is a very impersonal gift and gifting it would be of no value concerning to emotions and love, especially for Valentine’s Day.

Key Chains
     I’ve seen men gifting their lovers key chains with heart shaped written I love you. Well, I think that is one of the most foolish gift to present for Valentine’s Day. So never gift such key chain, unless the key chain as a key attached to a house you maybe gifting.

Clothes
     Men and women have a vast contrast over choice of clothes so never think of gifting any clothing to your wife or girlfriend, as you may find a blue coloured sweater or the black t-shirt with a heart in it sweet, but your lover may not and the Valentine’s day gift will not be worth.

Porn
    Though men love porn, so do some women, but Valentine’s day is a day of love and passion and women would want great love and emotions to be spread during this day and gifting porn to your girlfriend maybe one of those worst valentine’s day gift ideas.

Stuffed Animals
    Unless your girlfriend is 10 years old, don’t gift your girlfriend a present which is a stuffed animal that sings songs when you press in it.

 Worst Out Video
    Gifting your wife or girlfriend a workout video or an exercising kit would be very bad especially if she is fat. You may even land up getting a slap from her so beware and choose a better present.

Movie Tickets and CDs

    I guess gifting a movie ticket or a CD would be a bad choice for a gift as she may not have such choices over movies and understanding a woman for what she likes and what she doesn’t is very tough.

Vaccum Cleaner
   This one would be a really crazy gift to give especially for a wife, who would be needing this as being over worked but very embarrassing too, to accept it as a gift, that also on Valentine’s Day. So think once again, that it is Valentine’s day, and a vaccum cleaner as a gift?

Plastic Flowers
    You may think giving your girlfriend a natural bouquet of roses or any flowers may not be good as it is perishable so why not gift plastic flowers, right ? Think again, gifting a plastic flower for Valentine’s Day ? This is one of the worst gift you could ever gift and try to impress your girl, and not to drive her crazy by gifting plastic flowers, thinking it is something that could last forever like your eternal love.

Infomercials Stuffs
   You may have seen infomercials of various products in TV which you may find interesting but ordering those products for your wife or girlfriend as a Valentine’s Day gift is totally bad and insane. Gifting those products like thos ABS Belt, and Forever Young Anti-Wrinkle Cream or Jogging machine would be a very worse choice as a gift for valentine’s Day.

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  1. Posted February 2, 2011 at 4:22 am

    Lol,good thing my hubby didn’t buy me those! I will see what gift he’s going to give me this coming Valentine’s day!

  2. Posted February 2, 2011 at 4:41 am

    ha ha ha :) some really pathetic ones indeed! :)

  3. Posted February 2, 2011 at 5:04 am

    nice information for this Valentine’s Day.

  4. Posted February 2, 2011 at 6:08 am

    I remember getting given a teddy bear one valentines day. I was a little young though lol.

    What’s wrong with the good old flowers and a box of chocolates? :P

  5. Posted February 2, 2011 at 6:59 am

    nice share…

  6. Posted February 2, 2011 at 8:36 am

    Hahaha

    Hmmm….I agree with djw

  7. Posted February 2, 2011 at 9:26 am

    Good points and advice

  8. Posted February 2, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    Brilliant!

  9. Posted February 2, 2011 at 5:19 pm

    Very good and knowledgeable advice.

  10. Posted February 2, 2011 at 6:24 pm

    I agree that I would be less than pleased to receive a workout video or vacuum cleaner for Valentine’s Day!!!

  11. Posted February 3, 2011 at 9:08 am

    lol. good tips n post :D

  12. Posted February 3, 2011 at 12:23 pm

    Hahaha… some great tips but all women/girls are different are they not? I had a leatherman set of screw drivers, knife and various toots for my Birthday, in the past I have even had a wheel barrow! I don’t do jewellery or girly stuff. My hubby has given up with trying to be romantic, because I just am not LOL
    Ban Valentines day, it is just a money maker.

  13. Posted February 5, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    Awesome list!

  14. Posted February 6, 2011 at 6:57 am

    Good thing I read this before shopping

  15. Posted February 7, 2011 at 10:07 am

    Ha ha I agree.

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