Do you tell lies or exaggerate the truth? Most of us tell a lie once in awhile but what does it mean? Here are twenty-five common lies and the hidden meanings behind them:

1. You look beautiful. (Compared to a pig)
2. I love your outfit. (I’m glad that I’m not wearing that hideous thing.).
3. I’ll consider your proposal. (It’s in the trash.).
4. Great idea. (I’m glad that I thought of it.).
5. You’re going places. (Straight to the unemployment line)
6. Don’t worry. Things will look better tomorrow. (In your dreams)
7. I’ll never leave you. (I’m seeing my mistress later tonight.).
8. You’re the sexiest woman alive. (Do Zombies count?)
9. That was a fantastic meatloaf. (My stomach feels like it’s on another planet.).
10. Better luck next time. (There will never be a next time.).
11. I’m sorry for your pain. (Better you than me)
12. You have looks that can kill. (Officer, arrest this woman.).
13. You were great last night. (Thanks for taking all the covers you pig.).
14. It will only hurt a bit. (What a chump. Look at the size of this needle. You should have fainted by now.).
15. You should write a novel. (Of course no one will ever read your crap.).
16. It’s just a little pimple. No one will even notice. (Holy cow. Look at the size of that thing. It looks like the red spot on Jupiter.).
17. Are you calling me a liar? I have never told a lie in my life. (It’s really hard to say this with a straight face. I lie in bed all night just thinking about all the lies that I’m going to tell the next day.).
18. You can count on me. (I’ll pass the buck onto someone else.).
19. What’s the name of your perfume? It has such a fascinating odor. (If I were you, I’d sue the manufacture. Garbage smells better than your perfume.).
20. I never met a man quite like you. (And I hope that I never meet a man like you again. You have the manners of a Neanderthal man.).
21. I love you for who you are. It has nothing to do with your money. (This guy is worth ten million dollars. I can live with homely and fat.).
22. I can fix it myself. (Help! I don’t know what the hell I’m doing. By the time I’m finished, you’ll have to spend twice as much to hire a plumber just to correct my mistakes.).
23. You’re so brave. (Hey you got a tiny cut and you’re crying like a baby. For goodness sakes, grow up.).
24. I’d be happy to rearrange the furniture. (Are you nuts? The big game is on TV in two minutes. I’ve been waiting to watch this game for a month. You want me to do what? I’m not budging from this couch.).
25. You’re definitely improving. You’re showing real promise. (Whom am I kidding? You couldn’t shoot a basket if the net was half the size of the court. You’re terrible. Try synchronized swimming instead.)