5. CNN= See Neo Nazis

Founded in 1980s. Isn’t that equivalent to the fall of Communism? Just like Nazis dreamed of 70 years before.

4. CBS= See Bullshit

…. CBS seems to be most boring channel…

3. ABC= Aftermath B.C.

I’d rather spell ABC liquor store.

2. FOX= Fear Over Xenophobia

I don’t know how I made this one up.

1. NBC= National Birth Control

A huge zombie audience wanting to do nothing, except watch all round-year long.