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A Woman’s Perspective: A Man’s Perspective
A wee joke about how a man and a woman see the same things differently. No offense intended here.
Her Story
I had been at work all day and he never phoned me once so I decided to phone him and when I spoke to him he hardly said a word. We arranged to meet in the pub that evening. When I got to the pub he appeared to be in a really odd mood, I thought it might have been because I was a little bit late but he never said anything about it.
He doesn’t seem very talkative, the conversation was going very very slow, I suggested going somewhere more intimate so we could talk in a more private surrounding. We went to a restaurant but no matter what I said, he was still acting a bit funny. No matter what I did to try and cheer him up he was still in an odd mood. I start to think that maybe it is me or something else. When I ask him he says no. But I can’t shake the feeling that I am not really sure.
After the restaurant we get a taxi back to the house. In the taxi I tell him that I love him and instead of saying it back, all he does is puts his arm around me. I have no idea what this actually means because he never said it back to me. Back in the house I begin to think he is maybe going to dump me, when I try to ask him about it all he does is sit on the couch and turns the TV on.
After a while I just come right out and ask him if he is having an affair on me, he says no, but to be honest it does not convince me.
At this point I decided to go to sleep, 10 minutes later he appears in the bedroom and we have sex. He was still in an odd mood, almost distracted. Afterwards he just rolls over and goes to sleep. He did not even have the courtesy of saying goodnight or anything. I just wanted to get straight out of there and leave, I just don’t know what to think anymore. Maybe he has met someone else!?!
His Story
Bad day at work; tired; got laid though.
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last statement , his story, hehe!
Lol my first laugh for today Alistair. Great write and read lol
So true.
I really like this one, especially his story. :>) That’s pretty much the way it goes.
Funny
That was funny and I was in need of a giggle.but thats the way it goes.
Just priceless!
That was almost funny.I thought that was outdated.
ok,ok
Loved it! At my house though, I’m the silent one and my husband is the one wondering why I have nothing to say. You can’t always apply the gender label.
The old ones are the best!!
Good story with a very appropriate ending. Alls well that ends well. Well done friend.
this is a good one and yep it happens just like that.
This was an easy hunt.
You’ve been talking to my wife, haven’t you?
You say it best when you say nothing at all! Hehehe
neat funny what can i say good job
hay
nice story, boys like this only they don’t express their love and girls expect that he come and hug me etc. but boys don’t do, they very good on bad only.
Alice
hay
nice story, boys like this only they don’t express their love and girls expect that he come and hug me etc. but boys don’t do, they very good on bad only.
Alice
Maybe a bit of truthful humor. Really funny.
haha!! so true!! further evidence that women think too much and men dont think enough!!
Hate to say it but how true this is we women sometimes jump to conclusions….ha ha
You were obviously a woman in a previous life! Us women look into things far too deeply. My partner reckons most men can answer questions with a straight yes or no – black is black; white is white. Women always have to add an if or but!!! Have to confess … it’s very true!!!
i love romance !
LMAO well that sure is how it tends to go. The woman has to be elaborate and tell a story and make a BIG deal about things, big and small, while the man just cuts to the chase. Thanks for sharing.
Have you got a copy of ‘Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus’ written by John Gray? Great read.
Totally true story, when my boyfriend is in this type of mood, I try to give him space so he can sort out his issues on his own, otherwise I jump to conclusions and cloud his mind up even more.lol
Right to the point guys are ! Great story and even humorous as her story was it couldn’t have been less detailed & drawn out . . .
sharing the light,
Haha very good.
hmmm… i think he believes in “less talk, less mistake” lol!
Nothing wrong with being concise!
Funny!
Funny history.
Too much Al!!