An old man was walking in the forest…….suddenly a lion came up roaring and shouted, “hey you …” stop here.

Yes sir! said the old man.

“I want to drink your blood” hollered back the lion.

The old man got down on his knees and begged the lion for mercy. “Sir, please have mercy on me…..I am old man with cold blood running up me……there is a young man just coming behind me…….. ”What a warm blooded young man he is………Sir, you will really cherish the warm hot blood”.

“No way” ……… howled back the lion…… today I am only interested in having a cold drink…..