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Benefits of Being Gay
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Jeff, Michael, Joshua and John were childhood friends and had been to school and college together. After college they all separated to pursue their career in different places and different organizations. After 25 long years they had been still keeping in touch with each other through phone calls and it is then that they decides about their get together next weekend to the same old coffee shop where they use to gather during their college days.
While Jeff is out receiving an important phone call others start their conversation.
John: “Fellows, my son has been really doing well in his real estate business and can you imagine? Last month he gifted his friend with a brand new Mercedes Benz”.
Joshua: “That is great John but my son has really learnt all the traits and trade of our family and is earning millions now through our chain restaurants in different parts of the world and last week he gifted a plane to his friend”.
Michael: “That is great too, John and Joshua but my son was able to understand how to run my software company and right from the start he had been a successful leader. He owns millions of properties, equities and just few days back he gifted his friend with a property worth millions. I am really proud of my son to have been such a good friend and good son.”
Meanwhile, Jeff returns from his phone call and everyone is curious to ask about his son’s success.
Michael to Jeff: “Jeff, we had been just talking about how our sons have been successful and making us proud. How is your son?”
Jeff: “Well, to be frank he is gay and education as well as my business does not interest him. He has shown no interest in my business yet and I feel sorry sometimes that he is gay. But, he has been doing well and in last few days he received Mercedes, a plane and property worth millions as gifts from his boyfriends.”
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Haha, this is funny! A bit nasty about being gay though but still a clever and hilarious story. If you made it up, good job!
makes me wish I were gay!
Made me laugh!
Lol!
i read this one years ago gay kind all eh
Please vibrate with me
Whenever I wake up
In the middle of my dream,
My spouse as usual at me does scream,
What are you now up to?
Why are you not sleeping?
Yes, I say,
I am still dreaming.
There are golf widows
Bridge widows,
Now what have you?
A computer widow too.
Oh just wait let me pen my thoughts
On to my computer
I am thinking of my master
Where will he be?
He has gone away and told me to stay,
Till he returns and then has promised,
That he will review
When he is on his final way
I cannot accept that
This should happen,
I shall be left bereft,
Of a human inspiration
Should I go before the anointed hour?
I shall be only too happy,
For I shall know,
That I have always known
Of his virtuous intention,
So I really hope
To gracefully accept some day,
His thoughts and mine
Were in absolute vibration
Please vibrate with me
Whenever I wake up
In the middle of my dream,
My spouse as usual at me does scream,
What are you now up to?
Why are you not sleeping?
Yes, I say,
I am still dreaming.
There are golf widows
Bridge widows,
Now what have you?
A computer widow too.
Oh just wait let me pen my thoughts
On to my computer
I am thinking of my master
Where will he be?
He has gone away and told me to stay,
Till he returns and then has promised,
That he will review
When he is on his final way
I cannot accept that
This should happen,
I shall be left bereft,
Of a human inspiration
Should I go before the anointed hour?
I shall be only too happy,
For I shall know,
That I have always known
Of his virtuous intention,
So I really hope
To gracefully accept some day,
His thoughts and mine
Were in absolute vibration
haha… you made me laugh!
HaHa!
Haha. This is very funny…