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Best Fat People Jokes

Published by Bradygames in Jokes
June 4th, 2009

Best fat people jokes. Post your own jokes please the more the funnier.

Everyone post your most favorite fat people jokes!!! You can include other types of jokes but focus on the fatties! I want to hear some unique ones!

Here are some jokes that I thought were funny.

  • You’re so fat you play hopscotch like “Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, South Dakota, North Dakota”
  • You’re so fat you were baptized in Sea World
  • You’re so fat you show up on radar
  • You’re so fat you have your own area code
  • You’re so fat you wake up in sections
  • You’re so fat i took a picture of you last Christmas and it’s still printing
  • You’re so fat you have more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook

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  1. anthony
    Posted June 4, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    you walk in mc donalds and you order your meal and you sit down and you say I SEE FAT PEOPLE! (out loud)

  2. bill
    Posted June 5, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    u r so fat u make mikey look skinny

  3. jadee n jodiee
    Posted June 12, 2009 at 8:08 am

    haha funny twatss

  4. sabrina
    Posted June 15, 2009 at 12:46 am

    when you jump in the ocean the whale say \”we are family\”

  5. sabrina
    Posted June 15, 2009 at 12:48 am

    when this fat lady jumps in the ocean the whales says “we are family”

  6. Posted July 3, 2009 at 6:53 am

    you cannot be nasty to fat peoiple its not ther fault they are fatt … its there appititeee

  7. Guv
    Posted August 2, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    ur so fat ur belt size is the equator

  8. Posted August 3, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    ur so fat i was try to drive around you and the gas finish

  9. Posted August 4, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    your mama is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out =)

  10. Justin Garcia New haven CT
    Posted August 14, 2009 at 11:01 pm

    Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

  11. ATTACKjenna
    Posted August 24, 2009 at 12:49 am

    Most of those really aren’t funny.
    And the one joke you ALL said wrong.
    It’s:

    Your mama’s so fat, if she put on a black bathing suit and went in the ocean, the whales would sing, “We are family!”

  12. Brad
    Posted October 1, 2009 at 12:04 am

    It’s not their fault? BS. They make the choices to get that way. The medical conditions that cause obesity that bad are NOT COMMON. it’s as easy as walking a mile a day and eating better. Doesn’t cost anything nor is it brain surgery. Plus it may take fat people being made fun of to do something about it. Why force us to look at you? I’d take up harpoon shooting and get fun out of it. Some thick and obese are not that bad, but having a GUNT, KANCKLES, and back boobs, that’s FAT, FAT FAT FAT. Health is more important and there are more difficult things that shoving food into your cakehole all day. I hope it hurts so bad you do lose the weight.

  13. Posted October 8, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    lol ur mom is so fat she is wering a yellow jacket and peeps say taxi taxi

  14. Posted October 8, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    gay fat jokes

  15. lewis
    Posted October 15, 2009 at 9:31 am

    your that fat you make a whale look like a tick tact

  16. hhj
    Posted October 29, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    Ur so ugly someone wiped your face with toilet roll
    Ur so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped both ur parents
    Ur so ugly when u look out the window you got arrested for mooning
    Ur so ugly that ain’t a fade on yo head, thats yo hair running away from ur face
    Ur mama so fat that when she turns around we all do

  17. Posted November 5, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    lol there are some funny jokes you guys posted. do u mind if i put them on my list up top? ill give u guys credit.

  18. Posted November 6, 2009 at 2:07 am

    That funny

  19. treert
    Posted November 17, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    i like the jokes but it is not there fault

  20. MKDGHSIDUHFJKGN
    Posted November 22, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    FAT PEOPLE RULEE!!!

  21. budhgvbohdfkl
    Posted November 22, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    iam a fat person and it is sooo my fault lmao!

  22. gj
    Posted November 23, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    your moms so fat when god created the world and said let there be light he had to ask your mom to move her bum out the way

    :L

  23. diked
    Posted November 26, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    yo mam so fat, when you climp on top of her you break the record for the worlds largest mountain! :L

  24. diked
    Posted November 26, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    CLIMB*********

  25. tristan
    Posted November 27, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    Yo mothers so fat when she steps on the weighing scale her mobile number comes up

  26. LULZTHATSFUNY
    Posted December 21, 2009 at 10:11 am

    O I NOE!! UR MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO HEAVEN GOD SAID OVERLOAD!!!

  27. Posted December 31, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    !!~U so fat dat some 1 said man I’ll slap da eggroll off ur neck~!!

  28. Posted January 5, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    yo mom so fat when she walked in front of the tv you missed the whole series of american idol

  29. Posted January 11, 2010 at 12:53 pm

    yo moms so poor she went into macdonalds to lick other peoples fingers..

  30. KYMBERLEE
    Posted January 11, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    DOUCHE TWATTTTTT???? LMAO!

  31. MISSCRAZYTALK
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 8:58 am

    yo mama so fat, she makes free willy look like a tic-tac!!!lol=D

  32. The Winner
    Posted January 25, 2010 at 9:04 pm

    You are so gay you make michael jackson jealous. :D

  33. Posted January 28, 2010 at 3:56 am

    april has so many chin’s.. then when she is looking at me… it looks like she is looking at me over a stack of pancakes..

  34. Fat man gone Sixer
    Posted February 1, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    If you don’t want to hear the rant skip to the bottom that’s where my joke is!

    Just an FYI it isnt that obese people choose to be fat (I mean it can be but) often enough it’s not even because of a low metabolism. Ever heard of procrastination? People can procrastinate over working out too, I used to be fat and it wasn’t cause I couldn’t lose the weight it’s because I procrastinated about working out, so I joined a sport, by the end of the season I ended up losing most of my fat and building quite a bit of muscle. It also could be their parents eating habits. As a baby you look to your parents to show you how to live and act, it isn’t until you get to school that you realize being fat isn’t normal! Or healthy! There are also several eating disorders and mental conditions that can cause obesity. The reason the number of obese people in America has grown isn’t just because of these reasons either. How many years of phys ed do we high schoolers have to take? None. . . One semester! maybe a years worth if your in some schools, or if your in a physically active one 2. That requirement is lowering every year as education moves to technology such as sitting on our lazy asses writing web-pages like this so some snobby headed morons (half of which never have been fat so don’t know how HARD it is to push it, especially with such little energy and the other half of which used to be fat but got in shape and now like rubbing it into other fat persons faces.) I really have never had an issue with fat jokes except when used purposefully to hurt someone.

    Now here it is. . . Your so fat when you were born they had to evacuate the planet.

  35. lbj23
    Posted February 20, 2010 at 1:39 am

    hes so fat, if he put a good year t shirt on he’d look like a blimp

  36. Shezzaa
    Posted February 20, 2010 at 12:30 pm

    You mum so fat she fell in love and broke it.,

  37. Shezzaa
    Posted February 20, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    ya mum so fat she make earth look like a malteser :L

  38. Shezzaa
    Posted February 20, 2010 at 12:34 pm

    ya mum so fat she has more rolls than asdas and tescos bakery

  39. John J
    Posted March 3, 2010 at 2:59 am

    Ya momma so fat when she walks backwards a sirens goes off

    ya momma so fat her blodd type is ragu

    YA mom teeth so yellow and she so black she look like a pittsburgh stellers helmet

    ya mom ankles so ashy she look like she kick flour

    ya mama so fat she jumped in the grand canyon and got stuck

  40. billy
    Posted March 10, 2010 at 8:33 pm

    look its a bird…its a plane… no its ur fat ass moma

    ur so fat u make santa cluse look anarexic

  41. jim
    Posted March 15, 2010 at 1:28 pm

    your mom so fat , when she walk over concret she leave her footprint.

    (phat people smells like poo ) lmfao

  42. daevon
    Posted March 16, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    you so fat i had to tak a train in two busess to get on your good side

  43. daevon
    Posted March 16, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    Your mama’s so fat that her belly button makes an echo Yo momma’s so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard

  44. Posted March 23, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    To steve Creighton.
    Your only saying that because your at your self!!!!!!!!!
    I got a joke,your so fat you leave footprints in dried cement. LOL

  45. me
    Posted April 6, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    Fat people are’nt jokes, they are human beings just like slim people!
    ^I think thats a funny joke^

  46. Posted April 10, 2010 at 11:12 pm

    yo momma so fat she eats dicks

  47. funny man =)
    Posted April 23, 2010 at 9:01 am

    why did Hitler commit suicide?… he saw his gas bill!

    whats three thing you cant give to a black guy?… a black eye,fat lip and a job!

    whats the difference with pizza and Jews in the oven?… pizza dosent scream!

    whats the difference between a black worker and bigfoot?… people have actually seen bigfoot!

  48. FATJOKE SUCKS LIKE THE PEOPLE WHO PUT THEM ON HERE
    Posted April 26, 2010 at 10:33 pm

    hey ********
    stop making fun of fat people guess what not everyone beautiful
    your probably doing this to make yourself feel better

  49. Posted April 27, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    umm ur so fat you triped over walmart and made lower prices

  50. Posted April 27, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    umm ur so fat you triped over walmart and made lower prices

  51. steven ctonin
    Posted May 11, 2010 at 12:25 am

    im fat and i dobnt like fat jokes

  52. Posted May 11, 2010 at 5:57 am

    lol

  53. Posted May 11, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    yo mama is so fat when she volutiered to clean da cages at da zoo people wud walk by n say, look at dat hippopotomas!

  54. Zman
    Posted May 15, 2010 at 11:41 pm

    yo mamas like a brick flat on both sides and laid by mexicans,

    yo mamas so fat that she jumped in the ocean and said “why am I in the kiddie pool?”

  55. Zman
    Posted May 15, 2010 at 11:41 pm

    yo mamas like a brick flat on both sides and laid by mexicans,

    yo mamas so fat that she jumped in the ocean and said \”why am I in the kiddie pool?\”

  56. hahah jokes
    Posted May 29, 2010 at 6:39 am

    i recon all these jokes r so funny when a girl bout 13 went into the pool there were these other 13 year olds and they go y am i in the kiddie pool as soon as she got in

  57. HANSON
    Posted May 30, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    YOUR MAMA SO FAT, THE WORLD DECLARED HER AS A NEW SPEICES!

  58. Sean
    Posted June 9, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    Hi am sean and I have this guy in my year who is a fat bastard and is always taking the piss out off me but I don’t know any good jokes so thanks fir the help, i have some tho, your mamas so fat she thinks that people are walking round her constantly when really they are orbiting her! Your mamas so dumb she got locked in a bed shop overnight and slept on the floor! Your mamas so fat she went in the sea and the tide came in!

  59. Jake
    Posted June 12, 2010 at 1:28 pm

    When you see a fat person on the side walk while in the car… tell the driver not to swerve off the road or they will dent their car. LOL

  60. I'm not fat
    Posted June 13, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    You were so fat when you were born that the moon said “holy $&@#..!” and left.

  61. Haha
    Posted June 22, 2010 at 7:24 pm

    Hahahahahaha most these jokes are funny

  62. Posted June 28, 2010 at 9:59 pm

    nareen so fat and hairy when a bay saw her a babby fainted that seconded and when she eats with a spoon when whole earthquake hppens

  63. Posted June 28, 2010 at 10:08 pm

    narri so stupid she pisses in the sink to save on the gas bill and so stupid she eats her food stamps and she so poor she wars her McDonald uniform to church and when i asked for 1cent in the cash register she said u know how much i worked for that thats my life saving and she so poor she fights with a squirrel for a peanut and narri so ugly when she put her face in the window to cops came to arrest her from moaning

  64. chaz
    Posted August 16, 2010 at 10:08 am

    Your mams so fat she sits next to EVERYONE in the class…
    Your mama so fat people run round her for exercise…
    Your mams so fat when she steps on scales it reads.. TO BE CONTINUED :) xx

  65. Me&G
    Posted August 19, 2010 at 4:37 am

    You’re so fat when you break your leg gravy pours out…

  66. a person
    Posted August 19, 2010 at 5:55 am

    your so fat that when you went down the stairs u thought eastenders started

    dun dun dundun dudududu

  67. Dat Boi Tone
    Posted September 14, 2010 at 11:45 pm

    yo mama soooo fat when she walked past da tv it said call 1-800 654 1234 for service xD

  68. Posted October 4, 2010 at 10:50 pm

    yo mama so fat she sat in the ocean and played ith the titanic

  69. IRAKK
    Posted October 19, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    shane frasers so fat that his gay LOL

  70. Posted November 3, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    u moma soo fat her back bone looks like a cobble of hot doggs lmoa

  71. yamummassofat.com
    Posted November 7, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    your mumma’s so fat, when she walked in the gym, everyone thought she was a walking whale!

  72. natassja
    Posted November 7, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    your mumma’s so fat, the last time she farted, she wiped out the dinosaurs!

  73. number is: 1800 fatties
    Posted November 7, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    hello fatties on this site, i am gay!

  74. Natassja
    Posted November 7, 2010 at 7:54 pm

    ya mummas so fat when she steped into a 10 story building it felt like she was standing in a dolls house!

  75. Mr.Hilton
    Posted November 7, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    ya mummas so fat that she uses a swimming pool as a sink

  76. BaBy Love
    Posted November 12, 2010 at 11:42 pm

    most of these jokes are saaad!!!!!

  77. random
    Posted November 19, 2010 at 5:42 pm

    yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said one at a time please

    yo mama so ugly when she came to a horror movie the people decided that she was scarier than the movie

  78. googoo
    Posted November 23, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    fat people are fun to stare at. they get all self consious about themselves and get all embarassed for being fat it’s so funny. I don’t have to say anything just stare and maybe point to ad a little more mental pressure, just for fun ha ha fat people are stupid

  79. Posted November 28, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    no not funny the only funny ones were natassja and mr.hilton

  80. Posted November 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    yo mamas so stupid she got locked in a food store and starved yo mamas so stupid she got locked in a bed shop and slept on the floor :p lol

  81. Posted December 1, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    YO MAMA SO DUMB SHE PUT A PIECE OF PAPER ON THE T.V AND SAID WE GOT PAPER VIEW.>>>>>>
    AND SHE CALLED ME AND SAID AYEE WE GOT PAPER VIEW*

  82. AK
    Posted December 8, 2010 at 5:47 am

    Your mummaz so fat, the Soviets kidnapped her and put her on a bean’s diet and declared they now have nuclear bombs.

  83. grant
    Posted December 12, 2010 at 9:49 pm

    ur mamas so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit

  84. Posted December 20, 2010 at 6:44 pm

    ur mothers armpits r soo hairy i thought she had Bob Marley in a head lock!!!!! LMFAO!

  85. Posted December 20, 2010 at 7:01 pm

    YOUR MOMS SOOO FAT THAT WHEN SHE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS I THOUGHT EATSENDERS HAD JUST ENDED ( DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUUH DA DA DA DA DA DUN)!

  86. Posted December 22, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    YOUR MOM IS SO FAT WHEN GOD ASKED FOR THEIR TO BE LIGHT HE ASK UR MOM TO MOVE OUT THE WAY.

    BEAT THAT?

  87. Leishy
    Posted December 23, 2010 at 8:06 am

    Your Mama’s head is so big, she doesn’t have a forehead she has an eight head.
    _____________________

    I Went for a 5mile jog this morning, One lap round your mum.
    _____________________

    Your Mama so dumb, she sold her car to buy petrol.
    _____________________

    Your Mama so fat, she has her own gravity.

  88. bob
    Posted January 3, 2011 at 6:51 pm

    your so fat u make ana santacrruz look skinny

  89. TisorkA
    Posted January 19, 2011 at 10:47 am

    Your mamas so fat that in order to f**k her I had to slap her stomach and ride the ripples in.

    When we’d finished I roled over and was still on the bitch

  90. Posted January 22, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    yo mama is so fat she made a earthquake run away

  91. Posted January 22, 2011 at 5:29 pm

    yo mama is so fat she made a earthquake run away

  92. eeeeeeeeee
    Posted January 22, 2011 at 8:36 pm

    yo momma so fat last tym she saw 90210 was on the scales .. :L:L
    yo momma is so fat wen she walkd past the tv nd i missed a hole season of lost .. :L:L:L:L:L

    haha

  93. Posted January 25, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    YOUR MUM IS SO FAT MOUNT EVEREST TRIED TO
    CLIMB HER!!!!!!!!!

    YOUR MUM IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS AN X JACKET
    HOLICOPTER TRIED TO LAN ON HER!!!!!!!!!!!

  94. Posted January 29, 2011 at 11:39 am

    All of yarr jokes was wack but I got a little jokey jok for yarr. Yarr mother stink that’s y wen they used to say its bout to get funkey up in here they was talking bout yarr mother wen they saw her yarr mother must of been around wen they was making the intro everybody hates chris make it funkey now lol

  95. Posted January 29, 2011 at 11:40 am

    All of yarr jokes was wack but I got a little jokey jok for yarr. Yarr mother stink that\’s y wen they used to say its bout to get funkey up in here they was talking bout yarr mother wen they saw her yarr mother must of been around wen they was making the intro everybody hates chris make it funkey now lol

  96. I HATE FAT PEOPLE
    Posted January 29, 2011 at 11:05 pm

    Chuck Norris is who Willis was talkin bout!

  97. Ben Dover
    Posted February 2, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    Brad you can lick my balls! My sister is bigger because she has a sickness that makes her gain weight. She walks EVERY where she goes! She works out. Eats healthy. I bet she has more muscle than you and looks better.

  98. Jamie 78
    Posted February 2, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    tabbitha is AWESOME! =)

  99. Simzo
    Posted February 4, 2011 at 8:48 pm

    yo mama soooooooo old that she studied with jesus!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  100. Posted February 10, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    blad ur so fat u came at the back of the banana boat to this contry

  101. Hector
    Posted February 28, 2011 at 5:59 pm

    Yo mama is so fat when i tried to fling her from a catapult she broke it

  102. Posted March 4, 2011 at 12:04 am

    Yo moma so fat she has to bye a bed evrynight

  103. fat person
    Posted March 8, 2011 at 8:10 pm

    guys when people read this stuff they probably go anorexic like seriously theres no fat joke from me cuz maybe IM fat..but guess what i can spell better than all you guys!

  104. mark avy
    Posted April 4, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    your mum is so fat that i burn my arse on the light bulb every time i shag her

    your mum is so fat she wears a g rope instead of a g string

  105. Posted April 4, 2011 at 6:17 pm

    Mcfat

    Your mums’ so ugly she makes onions cry! Rofl!

    Yo mummas’ so fat I jog round her for A 10 mile run

    To mummas’ so stupid she thought the milkyway was a road

    Thank u 4 reading!

  106. Posted April 4, 2011 at 6:17 pm

    Mcfat

    Your mums\’ so ugly she makes onions cry! Rofl!

    Yo mummas\’ so fat I jog round her for A 10 mile run

    To mummas\’ so stupid she thought the milkyway was a road

    Thank u 4 reading!

  107. Posted April 16, 2011 at 8:56 pm

    your so fat there was no more room in the galaxy or beyond or your jst triying to beat the world record.
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
    :)

  108. Jake
    Posted April 20, 2011 at 11:04 pm

    Yo mama is so fat that when the doorbell rang she answered the microwave
    Yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on a scale the scale said 10 cents please your causing me overtime

  109. Posted April 24, 2011 at 6:08 am

    Yo Dad Is So Fat The Last Breast He Saw Was In a Bucket Of KFC!!

  110. Kevin
    Posted May 5, 2011 at 10:20 pm

    You’re so fat, the only words you know in the alphabet are KFC :)

  111. Posted May 11, 2011 at 9:05 pm

    here is one.u r sooooooo fat when you put make up and a wig on people think you have boobs and that u r a girl

  112. Posted May 11, 2011 at 9:11 pm

    you are so fat that you need to iorn there pants in the drive way.if a skinney person and a fat person wher to fall of a building who would hit first?the skinney guy cause the fattie would have to stop and ask for directions!!!!

  113. Scarlet Rocks
    Posted May 18, 2011 at 6:28 pm

    Every girl/boy has the right to be ugly but you abused the privillage. Also I can see ur fatness jiggle and say “jiggle, jiggle, jiggle”.

  114. thomas
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    your so fat you make big black look like rob dirdect

  115. lil jimmy
    Posted June 26, 2011 at 5:18 am

    Yo momma is so damn fat darlene cates said DAYUM.

  116. Posted July 17, 2011 at 11:20 am

    ur mum so fat she turned an iphone to an ipad

  117. kristan
    Posted September 26, 2011 at 9:56 am

    some of the jokes are funny some dont make any scense and some are just stupid and mean ik alot of people that are big and that really rude and disrespectfull

  118. meee
    Posted September 27, 2011 at 6:52 am

    your so fat that people run around you to train or a marithon

  119. me123
    Posted September 27, 2011 at 6:52 am

    your so fat that people run around you to train or a marithon

  120. Posted September 28, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    Your so gay when u gay ur self ur gay

  121. Posted December 6, 2011 at 9:16 am

    all the kokes are rubbish

  122. Posted December 6, 2011 at 9:17 am

    i like nikesh

  123. yo mama
    Posted January 10, 2012 at 4:45 pm

    These are some funny jokes.. but fat people are disgusting & why are fat people commenting on this stuff? lmao .. they like to be fat? awkwardd!

  124. isaiah mosley
    Posted April 18, 2012 at 10:07 am

    yo mommy is so dum she sat on the tv and wacth the sofa. yo momma is so dum she sold her car for gas money

  125. Bob
    Posted May 7, 2012 at 10:31 pm

    yo momma is so hairy when she lifted up her arm, her armpit said welcome to bush gardens

  126. JUR
    Posted May 18, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    ALL YALL WHO WROTE SOMETHING IS SO LAME JK ANY GIRLS SINGLE:)))))))))))):)))))))))))))))))):))))))))))))))))))):))))))))))))))))))):))))))))))))))))))))))):>)

  127. Posted May 29, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    yo mama is so fat even bill gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction
    yo mama is so fat army use her panties for parashute
    yo mama is so fat her cerial bowl comes with lifeguard

  128. alexandra
    Posted May 31, 2012 at 11:28 pm

    Wow some of the illiterate people on this page have no right to even be coming up with jokes. Id rather be fat than fucking stupid.

  129. Shawna
    Posted June 10, 2012 at 6:20 pm

    Yo mama is so fat when she fell in love, she broke it.
    Yo mama is so fat when her friends said it was chilli outside, she brought a bowl and a spoon.
    Yo mama is so fat she is on both sides of the family.
    yo mama is so fat you have to take a train and two busses to get on her good side.
    yo mama is so fat when she steps on a scale it says, one at a time please.
    yo mama is so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway.
    yo mama is so fat shes cot more chins than a chinese phone book.
    yo mama is so fat shes got more rolls than an bakery.
    yo mama is so fat her arm flaps generate electricity.
    yo mama is so fat not even Dora can explor her.
    yo mama is so fat i took a picture of her last year and it is still printing!

  130. Posted August 16, 2012 at 6:09 pm

    Your so fat you cant fit in the mirror

  131. Posted September 19, 2012 at 6:08 pm

    your so fat when u went to subway they sang five five dollor five dallor foot longggg

  132. Posted October 1, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    U so fat when u see a school bus u say stop that twinky.

  133. Posted October 1, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    YoU so fat when u see a school bus u say stop that twinky.

  134. Posted October 1, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    YoU momma so fat when u see a school bus u say stop that twinky.

  135. ads
    Posted October 11, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    your mums so fat when she steps on the scale it say to be continued.

    your mums so fat when she go on a airapane they have to get her off the plane to take of.

    your mums so fat when she goes on a boat they say one planet at a time please

  136. Riaz Miah
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    your so fat that your school doesn’t have year book because your picture is still printing

  137. paddy
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 10:27 am

    wankers ye gang of fst fucks

  138. sean
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 10:29 am

    paddy singo is fat add on facebook hes got more rolls than sayers smelly virgin

  139. steven fletcher
    Posted October 30, 2012 at 10:33 am

    ste fletcher add me on bbm 22faca8a yeeeeee and add my man shane 2fba22ac his leon sick guy yeeee man fatttyyyyssssss

  140. Dha best joker
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 3:42 pm

    You mama so fat that when she died she broke the stairway to heaven

  141. Posted January 27, 2013 at 3:47 am

    Fuk u funny guy an i hope u see dis bitch as pussy mutha fuka

  142. Posted February 12, 2013 at 1:16 pm

    8)

  143. Jacky
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 10:44 pm

    You so ugly if you was my brother I\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’d shoot my self

  144. Jacky
    Posted February 19, 2013 at 10:44 pm

    You so ugly if you was my brother I\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’d shoot my self

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