A pretty, blond woman was is in dire need of earning some money. So she  places an advert as a handyman. The neighbourhood not too far from her home was wealthy and she hoped she would find work from there.

Sure enough the phone rings and it is a wealthy man enquiring about her services. Well she takes his address down and pops along for a visit to see what the man needs doing.

She knocks the door and the wealthy man opens to face her.

“Hi, I’m the handyman.”

“Great. Well first job you can do is to paint my porch. How much will you charge me?”

“Fifty pounds”, replied the blond with a smile.

The wealthy man agrees and points to where the paint and ladders are in the garage. The wealthy man’s wife meanwhile is inside the house and has overheard the conversation.

The wife looks somewhat bemused. “Does she realise that our porch extends all the way around this house?”

“Well she should”, the man replies, “She was standing in the porch”

A couple of hours pass and the blond comes to the door to collect her money.

The Wealth man is surprised to see her there so soon. “Wow, that was quick!”

“Yes I had paint left over so I gave it two coats.”

Totally impressed the Wealthy Man pulls out a £50 note and hands it to the blond.

She takes it and says, “Oh by the way, that isn’t a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”