A blonde calls the local pizza place.

“I’d like to order a pizza with cheese and pepperoni,” she says.

The pizza man says, “Would you like a small or a medium?”

“I get to pick?” the blonde squeals excitedly. “Okay, um…I’ll have a medium.”

“Would you like it cut into six pieces, or twelve?”

“Oh, my goodness, six, of course,” the blonde replies quickly. “I don’t think I could eat twelve whole pieces!”