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Rectum Deodorant?

Published by adrianp in Blonde
December 19th, 2011

Rectum deodorant?

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don’t
sell rectum deodorant and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the
stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
“I’m sorry,” says the pharmacist, “We don’t have any.”
But, I always buy it here,” says the blonde.
“Do you have the container that it came in?” asks the pharmacist.
“Yes,” said the blonde, “I’ll go home and get it.”
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, “This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.”
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container

“TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.”

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