Aliens are here from outer space in the forms of celebrities. They can be extremely dangerous. Here is a secret list of ten celebrity aliens:

1. Britney Spears: We know that all her strange behaviors seem a little too much over the top. Now we know why. Is she the Queen from another world?
2. Dr. Phil:  Dr. Phil gives plenty of advice, but is this just a clever front. Is he really planning to launch a secret  enemy invasion?
3. Former President George Bush:  Were all his errors in judgment a coincident? Did he botch thing up on purpose?  Who else represents an axis of evil? Was his smirking a sign of superiority? Are we under an imminent threat of aliens of mass destruction?
4. Barbara Walters:  She has interviewed countless celebrities in the past. What are her motives? Is she sending signals to her friends from outer space?
5. Former Vice President Dick Cheney: The Empire has been here for some time under the direction of the devious Darth Cheney. Who else has he accidentally shot?
6. President Barack Obama: What does he really mean by the phrase “Yes We Can?” Is he talking about his fellow aliens taking over the country?
7. Former President Bill Clinton:  It is rumored that Bill Clinton said to an associate that he had sex that was out of this world. What did he mean by that?
8. Governor Sarah Palin:   What was really behind her wink before a national audience? Was it a signal to her alien associates to attack and lay waste to our planet? Does Sarah Palin plan to be the ruler of the world?
9. Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger:   Arnold Schwarzenegger once said, “I’ll be back.”  What did he really mean? Is he in disguise? Is his foreign accent for real?
10. Tom Cruise: He claims to be a Top Gun. Is he the leader of the alien invasion? Does he consider this to be an impossible mission?