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10 More of the Best Chuck Norris Jokes Ever

Published by larcha 51 in Celebrity
February 10, 2009

What will Chuck Norris do next?

  1. Chuck Norris got into a staring contest with the sun, and he won.
  2. Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
  3. Chuck Norris played the Shark in Jaws.
  4. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  5. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
  6. Chuck Norris has been to another solar system and proved there was no life after he visited.
  7. Chuck Norris has the record for most girlfriends at once.
  8. Chuck Norris once won an award but was never able to hold it because they feared his strength might melt the award.
  9. Chuck Norris can melt fire.
  10. Chuck Norris said the best ice to use is “hot-ice”.

Chuck Norris seems to have become famous now. Everyone that knows who he is will probably understand any of these Chuck Norris jokes! I have done some research and found that Chuck Norris has a history as a hero and is the type of guy who’s better than the rest. Don’t forget this man’s strength! Chuck Norris created his own fame, in a way that stands out from the rest.

Chuck Norris has become so popular, you would expect him to write a song or something.

Interesting Facts about Chuck Norris

  • He was born on March 10, 1940, in Oklahoma.
  • Chuck’s real full name is Carlos Ray Norris
  • Norris’ last fight was against Jami Bailey in VA.
  • In Chuck’s first movie, he played a martial arts performer.
  • His most recent movies were The Cutter and The Contender

For more: 7 of the Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes

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  1. denus
    Posted February 10, 2009 at 2:47 am

    chuck norris..LEGEND of all time!

  2. S A JOHNSON
    Posted February 10, 2009 at 4:00 am

    I have to admit that I have never been a Norris fan but the jokes are hella funny.

  3. cardy
    Posted February 10, 2009 at 5:49 am

    Good one funny to.

  4. Joe Dorish
    Posted February 10, 2009 at 6:09 am

    LOL

  5. hfj
    Posted February 10, 2009 at 8:12 am

    Good article with great research. I didn’t know that Chuck was 68 years old. I thought he might be in his early fifties. He is in great shape with a lot of muscle tone for a man his age. Well done.

  6. Sharona
    Posted February 10, 2009 at 8:42 am

    My grandson loves Chuck Norris, as he would say, this is so cool!

  7. Kate Smedley
    Posted February 10, 2009 at 10:17 am

    Hilarious, especially the one about the Guinness Book of Records.

  8. rutherfranc
    Posted February 10, 2009 at 11:01 am

    very funny..

  9. Rulerlt
    Posted February 10, 2009 at 11:31 am

    Chuck Norris got into a staring contest with the sun, and he won.

    maby he got into a staring contest with the statue(not the sun) and won?

  10. Angie0000023
    Posted February 10, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    wow I have to admit they are SO lame but so funny at the same time lol

  11. scroller
    Posted February 10, 2009 at 10:34 pm

    My personal fav……Superman has Chuck Norris underwear.

  12. Inna Tysoe
    Posted February 11, 2009 at 12:11 am

    LOL

  13. Dee Gold
    Posted February 11, 2009 at 4:13 am

    nice and funny

  14. Chris P. Baykon
    Posted February 11, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    Nice

    Optimus Prime and the Hulk had a arm wrestling contest, who won?

    CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!

  15. Denis
    Posted February 12, 2009 at 3:05 am

    Great…made me reminesce.

  16. Tel Asiado
    Posted February 12, 2009 at 5:36 am

    I learned few things more about CN. Thanks.

  17. akilah
    Posted February 12, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    I love Chuck Norris! He is the best ever! He is a legend in itself! Can’t get any better than him.

  18. Annie Hintsala
    Posted February 12, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    Funny. I have read so many of these, but I never seem to get tired of them…not sure what that says about me. :)

  19. Mark S Stephens
    Posted February 12, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    My fav is Chuck Norris died ten years ago only death was to scared to tell him. Keep em coming its a hoot

  20. Guffin Mopes
    Posted February 12, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    Chuck Norris has only ever eaten one Lay’s potato chip.

  21. numismatic
    Posted February 12, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    Interesting I am a big fan of his but I like that show with Texas Rangers, Chuck has had his time he is getting up there but still in good shape.

    You got to take care of yourself now of days well nice article..

  22. Mr Ghaz
    Posted February 13, 2009 at 2:07 am

    Excellent! well-written piece. Well done and thanks for sharing

  23. Shari86
    Posted February 13, 2009 at 5:02 am

    I’ll definitely be sending this link on to people, who doesn’t love Chuck Norris jokes? I actually came across a whole book of them recently, with fantastic cartoon illustrations.

  24. UndertheOath
    Posted February 13, 2009 at 11:07 pm

    I remember when this internet fad was actually popular. It has long since died down, much like the rick roll. Thank God.

  25. Evelyn M Carter
    Posted February 14, 2009 at 8:21 am

    I have always LOVED Chuck Norris my Walk Man!!! I even think he would laugh at your jokes. He IS one of the greatest!!! lol!

  26. name
    Posted February 14, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    Rickson Gracie by arm bar.

  27. Chris E
    Posted February 15, 2009 at 3:20 am

    Thanks for the Chuck Norris jokes. Gave me a good chuckle.

  28. wily101
    Posted April 28, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    http://points-rewards.blogspot.com/

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