• Why does Chuck Norris’s dog clean up his own crap?
• It does because Chuck Norris doesn’t take crap from anyone.
• Chuck Norris isn’t afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
• Why did Chuck Norris write violence for every problem on his math test?
• He did because Chuck Norris solves every problem with violence.
• When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
• If you have 10 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 10 dollars. He has more money than you.
• Some kids pee there names in snow. Chuck Norris can pee his in granite.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep, he listens.
• There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in the U.S.
• Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
• There is no control button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
• Chuck Norris can beat COD5 on Veteran, with a Dance Dance Revolution mat.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunt, he kills.
• Chuck Norris poops while standing.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t pee in the pool. The pool is scared of Chuck Norris and pees itself.
• Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
• Chuck Norris didn’t drop out of school. The school is a dropout of Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris uses hot sauce instead of eye drops.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t shop at Wal-Mart, Wal-Mart shops at Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris goes to Lowe’s for breakfast.
• Chuck Norris ended WWII with a roundhouse kick .
• The Vietnam War was started because Chuck Norris wanted more rice.
• Chuck Norris won’t die.
• Chuck Norris chopped a Redwood with a roundhouse kick.
• Chuck Norris ended slavery.
• Chuck Norris’s pet is King Kong.
• 6 million Jews were murdered by one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
• Chuck Norris’s spit powers jets and rockets.
• Chuck Norris’s real name is King Leonidas of Sparta.

SOURCES-

http://www.mustsharejokes.com/page/Chuck+Norris+Jokes

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/