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Chuck Norris Jokes
Funny jokes.
- chuck Norris doesn’t sleep he waits
- chuck Norris doesn’t read, he stares at the book until it gives him the information he is looking for
- chuck Norris beat the sun in a starring contest
- chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky
- chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a person in the jaw once in 1775, the impact was so loud it was mistaken as a gunshot and started the American revolution
- what happens when Jesus, Bruce lee, and a cowboy get together… chuck Norris
- when chuck Norris heard about the “chuck Norris jokes” phenomena he quickly jumped up and looked for the nearest world renowned martial artist to roundhouse kick in the face
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chuck Norris wasn’t born, shortly after being conceived he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mothers uterus, creating the Cesarean section (aka : c section, chuck section) five minutes later he let out a deep grunt and grew a beard instantly
- that whole story with global warming, that isn’t true, chuck Norris just decided that he wanted a tan so he yelled at the sun to get closer to the earth
- Garfield doesn’t really like lasagna, he just went to a restaurant asking for his favorite food (steak) when chuck Norris said it was lasagna and brought out his food, Garfield was to scared to correct him.
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