If Chuck Norris punches a girl in the stomach she gets pregnant if the girl gets an abortion the baby gets stronger

Ozzy Osbourne once ate a bats head not to be shown up Chuck Norris ate Batman’s head

Kids wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

Chuck Norris slept through 911 he was on the 73rd floor

Chuck Norris once got bit by a snake and after 5 days of excruciating pain the snake died

Chuck Norris driver licsense looks great

Chuck Norris does hate that part thanks for asking  pussy cat dolls

Jesus can walk on water Chuck Norris can swim through land

Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter

Chuck Norris watched the inconvenient truth twice

Chuck Norris doesn’t give birthday presents if on your birthday your still alive that’s your present

If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 Dollars Chuck Norris has more money

The next day If you still have that 5 dollars chuck Norris will kick your ass and take your 5 dollars

Chuck Norris Touched Maria Carries body twice