The amazing tomato jokes

Once there were two tomatoes walking over a street. Then a car drove over one of the tomatoes, then the other tomato said catch up ketchup.

Once there were two tomatoes walking over a street then a car drove over one of them and then the other said hey this is just like in the tomato joke.

Once there were two tomatoes walking over a street then there came a monkey and said wait a minute i think I’m in the wrong joke.

Once there were two tomatoes walking over a street then there came a horse and said have you seen the monkey.

Other jokes

Olaf’s birthday was in few days and he relay wanted a mountain bike. But he hadn’t been nice. He asked his mother and father if he could have a mountain bike but they said no because he hadn’t behaved very well.        So he decided to write Jesus and ask him for a bike. He started writing i have been very nice this year so could i have a mountain bike…. then he realized he was lien and threw it away, he started again i have behaved OK this year…. no it was also wrong so he threw it away to. Then he went to the church when he came in he saw a statue of Mary, he stole it and ran home. He started writing again, Jesus i have got your mother.