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Chuck Norris tears cure cancer too bad Chuck Norris doesn’t cry

Chuck Norris is so smart he is able to build a substance so heavy that even Chuck Norris can’t lift it then he lifts it just to show you how strong Chuck Norris is

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

Chuck Norris does not. Sleep he waits

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch cause he has one on his phone

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Cause there’s no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris sets ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo went into hiding. Chuck Norris had nothing to do with the books being published.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Rudolph the normal nosed reindeer anything after that was not his fault

If Superman and The Flash had a race to the end of the world who would win? Chuck Norris

There are no such thing as disabled people only people who met Chuck Norris and lived

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes 

Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”

Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life