In my opinion,the best Chuck Norris jokes…just laugh at them,or Chuck Norris will send you a Roundhouse kick email!

1. When you’re Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
2. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
3. When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
4. When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
6. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
7. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
9. Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
10. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.