How did you hurt your humerus ? (upper bone in arm)  repy, I didn’t, I hurt my arm. The humors ok

Do you sycope? (faint)  reply, No I go when nature calls. he thought he said, do you sneak a PPPP.

You have Polydipsia?(always thirsty)  reply. Polly dips what? I need some water.

You have Phlebitis.(inflammation of a vein)  reply, But doctor. I haven’t been flea bit.’

You have a thrombosis .(blood clot)  reply. No. I play the trumpet.

I’m sorry, but you have Graves Disease (a goiter) Are you sure? I’m too young to die. 

Your wife has Parkinsons Disease(moving condition) reply, I told her she shouldn’t park in the sun

You have irritable bowel.(cramping) reply, No thats my wife, she’s always irritable.

Have you ever been in cardiac arrest?(heart stops beating) reply, no doc. never been arrested.

What seems to be wrong? reply, don’t know doc. Thats why I’m here.