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Redneck Wedding Ideas

Published by SpencerC in Ethnic
January 12th, 2009

Our personal redneck ideas.

Here are some unique ideas for a redneck wedding:

Instead of a vase with flowers, try a clear vase with a few rocks and a fish.  But don’t forget the water!

Instead of a limo, how about a big lifted up loud pick-up truck. Believe me this is an eye catcher.

Instead of going formal, how about a wet t-shirt contest! Big hit for the men.

I bet your thinkin “What about us women?” Well how about a wet boxer contest? Boxer briefs are best.

What about formal tuxes? Well maybe for the chapel. How about a reversible tux? Yep they have them. They are formal by day and camo by night.

And who needs a chair for the garter? Sit on the best man. Trust me he will love it. Thats the best gift a best man could get.

But best of all I bet your wondering about dresses for your girls. Try lingerie. It was a big hit for my wedding. The girls loved it. The minister didn’t care for it tho. They wore sun dresses to the chapel and changed into their sexy lingerie at the reception. .

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  1. Steve
    Posted January 12, 2009 at 11:11 pm

    This sure is a day I won’t forget.

  2. Jennifer
    Posted May 12, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    i love the sitting on the best man part..so redneck.

  3. Posted July 1, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    Oh you can still ride in a limo, but it needs to be a redneck limo like this one…


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