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The Funniest Joke Ever
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Once upon a time, there was a Chinese Emperor looking for some great samurai’s for his army. There were 3 finalists, a Chinese Samurai, a Japanese Samurai, and a Jewish Samurai.
The first Samurai to perform was the Chinese Samurai. The Emperor said “Show me what you can do.”
The Chinese Samurai pulled out his blade, and slashed a fly that was buzzing around into 2 pieces.
The Emperor was impressed. Next came the Japanese Samurai.
The Emperor said “Show me what you can do.” yet again, and the Japanese Samurai slashed another fly into 4 equal pieces.
The Emperor now was shocked. He was very impressed. Last came the Jewish samurai.
The Emperor said “You better be good.”
The Jewish Samurai said “I’m the best.”
He saw another fly buzzing around, quickly pulled out his blade, which had the Star of David on the handle, and quickly slashed the fly.
The fly landed on the table and crawled away unharmed.
The Emperor was incredibly angry.
He yelled “You didn’t even kill the fly!”
The Jewish Samurai then said “No, I did not. But if you look very carefully, you will notice that the fly has been circumised.”
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Oh that is funny. I will have to tell it to the band that I sing with.
That Chinese Samurai could dodge a bullet.
It was kinda funny.
Wasnt the best