Black Jesus, in the city of Rome, was accused, convicted of, and punished for the crime of heresy.

They did drop large boulders onto his bound body as his followers watched on, and he did only but laugh wildly. Between bursts of laughter, he spoke to his followers.

“Witness onto thee, I am being stoned for the lords will to be passed on. Upon my release, take my form and commit it to flames. Gather my ashed remains, and mix them with soil, so that the seeds of the lord’s plant can take root and I may come and speak to you all again.”

And his followers did as he spoke. And on the 20th day of the 4th month, the plant did bud, and they did partake of it. In their Friend and Counsel did return.

“My friends, you have done well. I have been reborn within this bush, and any who partake of it will hear my voice and see my form. Now Go forth, and spread my seeds across the land so that all may know the will of God.” And so, marijuana was spread across the land as a vessel for God’s word to be passed into the minds of man.