Five Hilarious Prank Calls to Make
Call your city’s internet company and claim that your WiFi is not working. Start off calm, then slowly loose your cool.
For example, the operator will answer the call with a friendly “______ Internet and Cable, how may I help you?”
You would then reply with something like: “Yes, my WiFi won’t turn on! I’ve tried turning it on and off, I’ve tried fully shutting it down,” get increasingly louder and exasperated, “and I even turned off my iPod to see if that was the problem!!”
Finally, end by sucking helium out of a balloon and yell: “I’M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK!!” Then hang up, as by now you will be obvious but still funny as hell.
This prank will be obvious within a minute, but it’s damn funny if done right.
Call a random number, and speak quickly but intelligibly: “Hello, this is the Ghetto Booty Company, and we are sorry to inform you that yo booty ain’t ghetto enough and you bout’s to die, so i suggest you get you skinny ass off the couch and come buy a new one for a thousand dollars before lack of ghetto kills you. Buh-bye!”
I once did this to an old person and their reaction was priceless.
If you have a friend who is majorly head-over-heels in love with a celebrity, this is a prank that will give you stitches from laughing so hard.
Learn to do a decent voice impersonation of the celebrity, and then call your friend from information (411) and begin your prank. Start with something like explaining how friends entered you in a secret biggest fan contest, and you’re really excited to set up a meeting place and date with them. Use their reaction against them, and you will have to majorly improvise for this to work.
If they love the celeb’s movies/albums, promise this comes with an autographed copy of their favorite or all of their works.
At the end, get a name confirmation, then say “Sorry, wrong person” and pretend to hang up by setting the phone on the table, then listen to their reaction.
This only works if the victim is willing to play along. Call and pretend that you were calling a family member and start to hysterically scream that there’s an animal in the house. Hopefully the person on the other end will try and help you, so improvise funny reactions, and when they’re about to go, calm down and say, “Oh, sorry, it was a dust bunny/trick of the light/weird shadow” and hang up.
This one requires a group of friends, but will be well worth the time and effort. Call your local Walmart and ask about condoms. Have two friends moan in the background and explain how you’re worried about your parents/grandparents and you want to make sure they won’t have an accident. (You could say “You know that quote ‘Children in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause children’? Well, we’re driving up right now so there won’t be anymore!!”) The fact that the subject is condoms will be funny enough on it’s own without the hilarious reaction of the person on the other end of the call.