Follow us on Twitter
Fool’s Guide: 2011 Ridiculous Road Code of The World
Note: This is a joke. These rules do not really exist. For your own safety and those of others, please stick with the rules common to you.
In the case of the vehicle in front of you driving 10km/h under the speed limit, you are granted the right to gently nudge their rear with your vehicle, or use the horn continuously regardless of your whereabouts.
This is to encourage the driver in front of you to obey the speed limit and keep safe on the road.
You may not over take a vehicle if the sum of the vehicle’s numbers on its number plate is greater than the sum of yours. 
Before entering a pedestrian crossing, you must put out your hand to signal to all other traffic that you’re prepared to cross the road. However, this rule does not apply if the driver of an oncoming vehicle is dressed in a smart fashion, making him or her more important than the pedestrian. If both the pedestrian and the driver are dressed business like, the pedestrian must cross within exactly 2 in a half seconds before letting the driver through as both cannot afford to be late for work.
In an event of a crash where you’re held responsible, you will be forced to drive a black coloured vehicle for at least 2 years before reclaiming one of your choice. The colour black represents death. Thus, indicating to other road users that you are a dangerous driver and others should be most cautious around you.
It is illegal to follow the same vehicle for more than 10minutes, as this is considered “stalking” the other driver and may disturb some people.
You will be charged $75 for making rude gestures at other road users. However, if another driver is caught making similar gestures back towards you, the charge is split evenly between both drivers.
Before applying for a customized number plate, the plate must not be rude, offensive, racist or sexist. The driver of the vehicle must also possess a good sense of humour, as it is illegal to have a boring customized number plate.
If you’re caught speeding on the road by yourself, you will be charged $10 per km/h over the limit. However, if you’re caught speeding with passengers, each passenger in your car must also pay the same amount as you. (the driver)
Liked it
22 Comments
Clever and a couple not all that outrageous.
lol good write from you fab vid!
Nice one…
you’ve made my morning I loved this write loved it!!!!! Now I am a true fan
LOL, very enjoyable to read.
Great and enjoyed read.. Nice work!
Interesting article.
Sounds like some rules that need to be instuted right away. Amusing write – thanks for the chuckle.
Hilarious!!! Thanks for the pick me up! This was an enjoyable read! Thanks for sharing!
LOL, very funny article! Sometimes I think I’m the only sane driver on the road, Ha! My husband begs to differ!!!
That video was hilarious! Funny piece, max!
What a great piece. The video made your work very funny! Great job
As always excellent work Max! Your title has this road code right on the money,definately ridiculous! Sheesh so if I’m dressed in jeans and someone is dressed in a suit they have a right to cross the road and I am left standing there.lmao,yeah right, I’d never have it!
You should be Transport Minister!
Amusing article. good job!
This was a very interesting article. There are so many bad drivers out there that could really benefit from reading this.
hehe thanks for the great comments guys. The article was meant to be split into several paragraphs – for each rule – to make it easier to read err…looks like I\’ll have to fix it! lol
Thanks again.
Max (mzmax100)
Woo! Can’t believe this article made the HOT CONTENT. Couldn’t have done it with out u guys =D
Max
Great article Max, very funny. Thanks for sharing. Well done!!
good article great for a good laugh.
Thanks for sharing this great piece
This out of this world rules are great!