Funny Joke

Published by in Jokes
9th Aug 2016

A funny joke to make you laugh.

One day, three little pigs went to a restaurant. A waiter came over and asked what they wanted to drink. The first little piggy said, “I want a sprite.” The second little piggy said, “I want a Coke.” The third little piggy said, “I want water.”

The waiter returned with their drinks and asked what they wanted to eat. The first little piggy said,”I want some spaghetti.” The second little piggy said,”I want some pizza.” The third little piggy said,” I want some water.” The waiter found this strange but decided to go along with it.

The waiter returned when the pigs were done eating. He asked if they wanted desert. The first little piggy said, “I want some ice cream.” The second little piggy said,”I want a piece of apple pie.” The third little piggy said,”I want some water.” The waiter was curious about the pigs reason.

After the piggies were done eating, the waiter quickly walked over to the third piggy and said, “Excuse me for asking, but why did you only want water?” The third little piggy then said, “So then I can go wee-wee-wee, all the way home.”

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