Funny Jokes About Girlfriends

1. Why are good girlfriends hard to find?

Well, most of the good girls are usually taken. It is like finding a parking lot in a car park. It is usually full and so hard to get a parking lot. Whats left are the handicap lots.

2. When going out for a meal, you will find yourself in a situation like this:

Boyfriend: What do you want to eat?

Girlfriend: Anything!

Boyfriend: Noodles?

Girlfriend: No. I don’t feel like having noodles today.

Boyfriend: How about pasta?

Girlfriend: No! Its too fattening.

Boyfriend: What do you want to eat then?

Girlfriend: Erm… Anything!

3. Getting a girlfriend is like ordering food in a resturant. You ordered your food together with your friend. When you saw what your friend has ordered, you wished you could have that instead.

4. When your girlfriend asked you: “How do I look?”, she actually means: “Tell me that I am attractive!”.

5. When your girlfriend tells you: “So you think she is pretty?”, she actually means: “Prove to me that you are not attracted to her and you are only attracted to me”. 

6. When your girlfriend asked you “Where are we going later tonight.”, do not tell her where you would want to go. It does not work that way because you are expected to make a correct guess on where she would like to go instead. 

7. What is the difference between you and your girlfriend when going shopping?

You spend $2 for things you want that actually cost $1.

Your girlfriend spends $1 for things that cost $2 which she does not want.

8. Do not get too excited when your girlfriend asked you if you would like to try new “things”. She just want to know how perverted you can be.