Funny Jokes & Funny Quotes

Published by in Jokes
17th Oct 2016

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Yo mama’s so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama’s so fat, her driver’s license says “Picture continued on other side.”

Yo mama’s so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

Q: What’s black and crispy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blond electrician

Leno:

It looks like more than 13,000 people were caught up in the Bernard Madoff Ponzi scheme. A Ponzi scheme is where you throw good money after bad . . . or as the government calls it — a stimulus package.

Conan:

Another medical study has found that clowns in an operating room are beneficial to recovery of young patients. The reason is that kids think, “Wow, at least I’m not him.”

“They say it’s never too late to learn to play
the piano, but at 2:30 am, I really wish
my roommate would quit and go to bed.”

Nathan Hansar

On edible underwear: “I don’t know what the big
deal is about these. You wear them a couple
of days, they taste just like the other ones.”

Tom Arnold

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