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Laugh 1

Jimmie carried the following excuse to the teacher the next morning :

‘Please excuse Jimmie from being absent.

He had a new baby brother.

It was not his fault.’

Laugh 2

Policeman (producing notebook):

‘Name, please.’

Motorist :

‘Alastair-Alodsra-Czroas’

Policeman (putting book away):

‘Well, do not let me catch you again.’

Laugh 3

A country young was driving to the country fair with his sweetheart when they passed a booth where fresh popcorn was for sale.

The giril said :

‘My Abner, ain’t that nice?’

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