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JOKES 1

The inspiration message on the bulletin board read:

TODAY IS THE TOMORROW YOU WORRIED ABOUT YESTERDAY.

Under it, somebody has penciled in:

AND NOW YOU KNOW WHY.

JOKES 2

Do not hesitate to give advice.

It makes the time pass, and nobody listen to them anyway.

JOKES 3

When arguing with a stupid person, make sure that he is not doing the same.

JOKES 4

This actor was well known for being a great dresser.

His suits were of fine Italian silk and handmade.

 Unfortunately, he never paid his tailor.

Another actor asked the tailor why he extended credit to the dead beat.

The tailor said :

‘He must have money. Look at the way he dresses’

JOKES 5

 One young recruit complained:

‘Twenty years ago I asked Santa Claus for a gun. Now, he gives it to me.’

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