In Soviet Russia

Published by Resounding Glass in Jokes
May 23rd, 2009

20 lines of humor. 20 of the best Soviet Russia jokes.

In Soviet Russia, toilet plugs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, frog dissects YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Michael Jackson gets raped by YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns j00!!
IN Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, this can’t touch YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, children spank YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, book reads YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, exception makes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cow tips YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, immigrants deport YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, gun shoots YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, shit takes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!!

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19 Comments

clay hurtubise

Posted May 23, 2009 at 9:58 pm

lol, didn’t think people knew about cow tipping outside of Maine!
Fun piece.
Thanks,
Clay
Fresh Writing

Posted May 24, 2009 at 2:28 am

Um…

Enough said. XD

-Fresh Writing
achilles17

Posted May 25, 2009 at 12:45 am

HAhahahahahahaha
achilles17

Posted May 25, 2009 at 12:46 am

HAhahahahahahaha
ActionSammy

Posted May 31, 2009 at 3:26 pm

I think that pretty much summed up life in Russia during Soviet times.
Littlekid137

Posted May 31, 2009 at 9:48 pm

That was funt to read! Amusing much
Derrek miIler

Posted December 21, 2009 at 3:00 pm

funny ass jokes
Jed

Posted March 11, 2010 at 3:18 pm

In Soviet Russia Governemnt controles Corperation
In United States Corperation Runs GEVERNMENT
Hetalia

Posted March 31, 2010 at 11:47 pm

In America people top England….. Soviet Russia…. oh….wait its the same… ( xDD lol )
llamasweaters

Posted April 8, 2010 at 12:15 am

ahem “In Soviet Russia, god questions YOUR existence!”

“In Soviet Russia, system thinks YOU are hypocritical!”
Mikkel

Posted June 29, 2010 at 12:40 pm

In Soviet Russia, Joke laughs at YOU!!
nikki

Posted June 30, 2010 at 12:45 am

the bank robs you one happens in amercia to
Nick

Posted August 20, 2010 at 9:56 pm

In Soviet Russia,Cow milks you!
lurchpop

Posted October 20, 2010 at 8:18 am

In Soviet Russia, Facebook likes YOU!
alex rossom

Posted November 8, 2010 at 8:23 pm

In soviet russia, gum chews YOU!
PERSON

Posted December 14, 2010 at 10:33 am

Um, yeah.Some of these were funny, but I really like the waldo one.
sepu

Posted April 9, 2011 at 9:28 am

in soviet russia nuck chorris
Mongoose

Posted May 5, 2011 at 2:11 pm

In soviet Russia car crash you
in soviet Russia exam take you
in soviet Russia water drinks you
in soviet Russia woman penatrates you
in soviet Russia woman rapes you
Sandro

Posted September 8, 2011 at 5:48 pm

Lol…in siviet russia facebook likes you