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A man walks into an agent’s office with his small dog.

 The agent says:

‘Another trained dog?’

‘This is just another trained dog? Watch this.’

The man points off the piano against the wall.

The dog rushes upon the piano stool, cracks its paw and starts to play.

After an incredible sustained arpeggio, the dog starts to sing. Its voice is golden and rich.

The agent says:

‘Wow! What an act! We will make a fortune!’