A man is at home alone. Suddenly he hears the doorbell. He opens the door to see a friend he didn’t see for 10 years and his dog. The men go into the house(the dog follows them) and start talking of all that happened to them in the last 10 years. Meanwhile the dog is devastating the house. When the friend is going, the other person said:”it’s really nice you came, but next time, please leave the dog at home.” His friend says:”it’s not my dog at all, he was lying here when I came so I thought he is yours.”

One day there was an accident. Many cars came to watch and there was no getting in for a newspaper journalist that was there. Suddenly he had an idea:”Give way! I am the dead man’s son!”He yelled. The people chuckled(which the journalist thought was weird) but let him pass. When he came nearer he saw that the only dead was a donkey!

A person walks down the alleyway when he suddenly sees a friend of his, tattered and bruised, walking towards him. He asked his friend:”What did you do?” The friend answered:”Buried my mother-in-law.” “But where are all the bruises from?” the man asked him.”She resisted.”

An old woman arrives at her new nursery home. She sits on a couch when suddenly she tilts to the right! The nurses run to her and put a pillow in a way she wouldn’t be able to. In couple of minutes she suddenly starts to tilt to the left! The nurses run back to her and do the same thing. Later her son calls:”How is your new nursery home?” He asks.”Quite nice,” says the woman.”But they don’t let me fart.”