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Two young men are walking down Fifth Avenue.

One says:

‘Look at that gorgeous redhead in the green suit.’

They walk on, and the young man says:

‘Wow! Take a gander at that blonde in those red slack!’

They walk on, and the young man says:

‘Holy cow! Feast your eyes on that tall brunette in the -’

The second young man says:

‘Is that all you do – just thinking of clothes?’