1.Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the toy barn on the other side!

2.Why did the chicken cross the road?

To find out how many cars he could get hit by in 15 seconds!

3.Why did the chicken cross the road?

To be with his friend on the other side!

4.Why did the chicken cross the road?

To tell his brother that he survived!

5.Why did the chicken cross the road?

I have know idea!

6.Why did the chicken cross the road?

Maybe, he felt like it!

7.Why did the chicken cross the road?

To eat the food in the middle of the road!

8.Why did the chicken cross the road?

So he could jump rope when he got to the other side!

9.Why did the chicken cross the road?

I do not know, ask the chicken.

10.Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was wondering if the chickens on the other side were as dumb as the ones on his side. The chickens on his side just love reading unusual jokes even though they know that the next joke will be just as dumb as the one before!