1. Swap seats with your friends are pretend you’re the other person

2. When the teacher starts teaching ask her why “Barry” never came to school that day

3. Keep pretending Barry is really a guy from the class

4. Look around like you’re worried while you look for Barry

5. Start crying because you’re worried for Barry

6. Ask to go to the toilet and look for Barry

7. Actually try to find Barry in your class

8. Write a love note to Barry

9. File all the photos from your love life with Barry

10. Break up with Barry

11. Stop talking to Barry

12. Stop imagining that Barry is a real person

13. Accept the fact that Barry was imaginary

14. Start with a relationship with another imaginary person

15. Keep the new relationship low profile

16. Pretend there is no relationship

17. Halfway through class pick up a pen and ask loudly “Whos pen is this?”

18. When the teacher says shut up, tell her it means a lot to you to return the pen to its rightful owner

19. Explain that some people in the world can’t afford pens, and that it could be the case with whoever lost it

20. Say a long speech about capitalism and how not everyone benefits from it

21. Explain how nearly half the world lives on less than 2 dollars a day

22. Tell her the pen obviously costs more than 2 dollars

23. Start spazzing in class and have your friend exorcise you

24. At the start of the period say the pledge

25. Stuff all the textbooks in one shelf until theres no way you can get one out

26. Build a shrine out Kleenex boxes

27. Say bad words with your friends, like one says “aaaa” the next “sssssss” the last one “hole”

28. When the teacher tells you to start reading ur textbook tell them its against your religion to read

29. Hide the textbooks in the ceiling

30. Have ur friends pick you up so that you can touch the ceiling

31. Pretend you’re a really good student, and ask the teacher for extra homework

32. When the teacher says you’re not a good student, start crying and say you really really did turn a page in your life.

33. Halfway through the lesson tell the teacher she’s teaching waaaaaaaay too slow, and if she was going any slower she’d be going backwards

34. Tell everyone of your aspirations to go to Harvard

35. Pretend you’re actually paying attention and fix the teacher with an intense look of concentration

36. Squint your eyes

37. Rub your butt softly and blow a kiss to anyone who looks

38. Pass a note to the girl/boy you like, so that the teacher sends you both out “together”

39. Accidentally throw ur pencil to the front, when the teacher bends over to pick it up whistle

40. Burst into class halfway through the lesson and tell them how a tiger chased you to school, and how you outran it to the bus station, and when you were there there was a group of poachers that kidnapped you demanding information on the tiger, and how you knocked one out and stabbed the other with your keys, and how the tiger was actually an angel, and how she was so happy you saved her that she brought you to school.

41. Tell the teacher you have ADHD, and when they question you further on your problem look around the class and ignore them

42. When teacher looks at you, look at the board, then pretend theres something on the floor, yell “OH SNAP” and jump on your seat.

43. Tell the teacher you can’t see because its too bright

44. Tell the teacher you can’t see because its too dark

45. Ask the teacher to move to the side because you can’t see the board, when they do, say a bit more, and continue doing so…

46. When the teacher talks about force being the product of mass times acceleration, ask them if this is true for protons moving at the speed of light, and keep saying stuff that makes you sound smart even if its wrong

46. Light a fag

47. Smoke marijuana in the back of the class

48. Pretend to chew gum

49. Draw a dirty picture of the teacher

50. Pay attention.