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Jokes and Riddles for Kids

Published by Papa Sparks in Kids
November 3, 2009

Kids love these!

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These are some fun jokes and riddles for kids, especially children who are learning English as a Second or Foreign Language (they play on sounds and language).

Over the years, I have gotten a lot of chuckles from kids when they hear these.

A Scary Number

Q:  Why is Number Ten scared of Number Seven?

A:   Because Seven, Eight, Nine.

Repeat After Me

 

Teacher: One day, two boys, Pete and Re-Pete, went fishing in a pond on their grandfather’s farm. They got in a boat and rowed out to the middle of the pond. Pete stood and fell in the water. Who’s in the boat?

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Students: Re-Pete.

Teacher:  Okay, one day, two boys, Pete and Re-Pete, went fishing in a pond on their grandfather’s farm. They got in a boat and rowed out to the middle of the pond. Pete stood and fell in the water. Who’s in the boat?

Students:  Re-Pete.

Teacher:  Okay, one day, two boys, Pete and Re-Pete, went fishing in a pond on their grandfather’s farm….

Usually, it takes children two or three times to get through the story before they catch on. It is a good listening activity for students and a fun story.

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  1. Teves
    Posted November 3, 2009 at 7:42 pm

    Great write. Good for the kids…

  2. lindalulu
    Posted November 3, 2009 at 7:42 pm

    Hahahaha…

  3. Melody Arcamo Lagrimas
    Posted November 3, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    Very entertaining.

  4. Joe Dorish
    Posted November 3, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    Good one Papa, had me chuckling.

  5. ceegirl
    Posted November 3, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    very funny

  6. Shirley Shuler
    Posted November 3, 2009 at 11:07 pm

    Very funny Papa, gave me a good laugh.

  7. sunshine926
    Posted November 4, 2009 at 12:22 am

    Great piece and funny. I enjoyed it.

  8. Valerie Curtiss
    Posted November 4, 2009 at 12:39 am

    You are funny!!! Kids love jokes.

  9. goindia
    Posted November 4, 2009 at 1:55 am

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  10. Themax
    Posted November 4, 2009 at 2:18 am

    Ha Ha I want to be a Child now !!!
    Great article Thanks for sharing :)

  11. johnnydod
    Posted November 4, 2009 at 3:23 am

    LOL

  12. Avaxier
    Posted November 4, 2009 at 3:41 am

    Hahaha! Even a teenage like me find it funny. I’m gonna try this to my toddler cousin. :P

  13. Christine Ramsay
    Posted November 4, 2009 at 4:16 am

    LOL! Those are vey good..

    Christine

  14. Frances Lawrence
    Posted November 4, 2009 at 7:16 am

    My niece will love these, thanks for the article.

  15. AlmaG
    Posted November 4, 2009 at 8:34 am

    It’s FUN-tastic!!!! ^_^

  16. Darla Smith
    Posted November 4, 2009 at 8:41 am

    Funny jokes. :)

  17. Jane Jane
    Posted November 4, 2009 at 8:54 am

    haha. Re-Pete.

  18. Mystify
    Posted November 4, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    This is some really great poems to tell to kids! Fab post,I will have to remember these!!

  19. Mystify
    Posted November 4, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    sheesh I have poems on my mind, lol jokes I meant!

  20. papaleng
    Posted November 5, 2009 at 9:12 am

    you make my day Papa sparks, I love it!

  21. lillyrose
    Posted November 5, 2009 at 9:30 am

    I remember some of those myself! and

    1 cough
    2 cough
    3 cough
    5 cough
    which cough is missing???? LOL well its funny when your 10!

  22. CutestPrincess
    Posted November 20, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    haha… i had a good laugh…

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