When my daughter was in the third grade, I picked her up from school and soon we were following a small bus travelling slowly up a steep hill. Gazing out of the window, my daughter said’

” Mummy, are those people on the buss terrorists?”

Now we live in a village that is famous for its country walks and the fact that the longest standing comedy programme in the UK ( maybe in the world, who knows, it has been going since 1973) is filmed there. So I didn’t drive into the nearest ditch but  simply asked,

” Do you mean tourists?”

” Yes,” she replied

When they do film, the roads are usually blocked with camera equipment and onlookers ,which means a huge detour to get anywhere,which annoys residents greatly. I simply informed her that maybe she had got the term right first time!