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Outrageous Ways to Cheat on an Exam

Published by Tusaani in Kids
January 30, 2009

These ways probably won’t work… but it’s good to know they exist, now isn’t it?

If you’re like many high school students, you may happen to find the stress of exams a lot. Some of you may even resort to cheating. Now, I’m not going to encourage you to cheat today because cheating is very bad, you’ll be screwed over if you get caught, yup, blah, blah, blah, you’ve heard it all before. However, just as a little stress relief, here is a list of some of the dumbest ways to cheat.

The Bible Method. The bible method is among one of the most creative ways to cheat. In advance, ask your teacher if you’re allowed to bring a copy of the Bible (Koran, Torah, or whatever you have at home works too!) and use it on your desk for support and prayer if you have problems during exams. Inside the Bible, on an obscure page, you can have your cheat sheet written inside!

Stop Staring at Me! Now, this probably won’t work if you are a male but if you are female, can decide to wear a very low cut top and write the answers on the inside of your bra. Is the teacher staring at you and getting suspicious? Just have a spaz attack and tell him/her to stop staring at your boobs.

Here’s a link with an image which will give you a good idea of how to do this.

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Fashionista Shades. Bring along a large pair of dark, opaque sunglasses onto the exam. On the inside of the glasses, tape a piece of paper with important formulas/things to remember. During the exam, take them on and off and fiddle with them as though you are nervous.

Tattoo Parlor. Go to a tattoo parlor and get a cheat sheet put on a place on your arm that isn’t too obvious. The plus side is that it can become an interesting conversation starter at parties!

Hiding. This is the most foolproof method of cheating that I have ever come across. Hiding the answers in your brain. In all honesty, with all the effort that usually goes into cheating methods, studying is so much more faster, hands-down. You’ll walk out of the exam with no suspicions and with a hundred percent!

Cheers! And good luck on those exams!

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  1. Posted January 30, 2009 at 1:46 am

    very funny, well done.

    cheers.

  2. Posted January 30, 2009 at 3:02 am

    great work, Tusaani.

  3. Posted January 30, 2009 at 4:33 am

    hahahaha

  4. Posted January 30, 2009 at 10:13 am

    your articles are really refreshing.

  5. frenz
    Posted January 30, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    is that based on experience???

  6. Joel
    Posted January 30, 2009 at 9:58 pm

    Fun read! Entertaining and nicely written. Great job!

  7. Posted January 31, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    Stop staring at me is really funny!

  8. Jet
    Posted February 2, 2009 at 12:30 am

    LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  9. Posted February 3, 2009 at 7:05 am

    Fun Read! Thanks!

  10. TennisGirl528
    Posted February 5, 2009 at 10:12 am

    Haha, this made me smile. :)

  11. Cheryl
    Posted February 22, 2009 at 9:48 am

    I should really try that ehh
    nice (:
    you’re so good at this!!

  12. Olly :)
    Posted February 23, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    hahaha thats great, i love the bra one :)

  13. Taco Bell and Pen Island
    Posted April 14, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    we are doing this for a school project funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah bra

  14. Posted August 19, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    I guess one can learn to cheat ones-self.

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