School Jokes Part1:

Why didn’t the school alarm go off in time?

It is was a dumb bell

A first grader slipped in the hall in school and skinned his knee. A teacher came up to him, examined his knee ,and said, “remember big boys don’t cry” The boy replied “I’m not going to cry I’m going to sue”

Why did the school bell think it was engaged?

Someone gave it a ring

TEACHEr: We start school at exactly o clock PUPIL: That’s ok with me but if I’m not here then start without me.

What did you learn your first day of school?

Not much I have to go back again tomorrow.

When does school usually begin?

Too soon.

Why are school buses yellow?

Because they ran out of purple.

How did the bumble bee get to school?

It took the school buzz.

STUDENT: I couldn’t get to school because I started too late. TEACHER: Then why didn’t you start earlier? STUDENT: It was too late to start early.

What do construction workers play with in kindergarten?

Building blocks.

How do you mail the alphabet?

With a letter box.

What comes after “g”?

Whiz.

What comes after “o”?

Yeah.

LARRY: What is the first letter in yellow?  Harry: Y Larry: because I want to know.

Why did the blackboard get mad at school?

because it got rubbed the wrong way.

What happened to the investor when he put all his money into erasers?

He was wiped out.

For the second part of this series i left a link for it so please visit when you have the chance: http://authspot.com/poetry/school-jokes-part-2/

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