These little brat children who have all these toys and all these things that they don’t appreciate, or at least don’t seem to. Blaze’s little brother Jordan is a prime example of someone who doesn’t appear to appreciate what they have. At any given point I can walk through that house and pick up Nintendo DS games, Gameboy color or gameboy advance games. “How did these get on the floor?” “I knocked them down there like 26 years ago when I got done playing them for an hour and never looked at them again.” Oh really? I won’t even go into it. I’ll just say this, if you aren’t going to appreciate what you have, some people (ME) would love to have and take care of the toys that you don’t have the time to pick up off the floor. This all being said, Jordan is a good kid. I say this mostly because he strikes a remarking similarity to someone you all know and love. At his age I was very similar to him. Destructive, making messes and not cleaning them up and causing general mayhem. I appreciated my toys though… Anyhow, this similarity makes Jordan way cooler than most of you reading this. This is the cold hard truth and I’m sooooo not sorry for it.

Moving on to adulthood, we have all these “beautiful” women who have rich men flocking over them and buying them things. It seems that whoever buys her the most expensive thing that day gets to have fun with her that night. “Justin, that’s not true! I know plenty of” I’m just going to stop you right there and tell you to shut your pie hole because I don’t care. “Whatever, you’re just jealous because you don’t have the money to get one of those girls!” I’m glad my lack of money gives me common sense.

Anyhow, bottom line. If you can’t appreciate what you have you might be interested in my new “appreciate your things” program.

1. Exit your house via any means necessary. Maybe the front door? Back door? Window? Maybe you blast a hole in the wall?
2. Run as fast as you can and as far as you can until you pass out on the ground. Note, it’s important to not collapse in traffic, you could die and this would ruin the plan.
3. When you wake up, walk back to your house. Enter any way you wish. Maybe the front or back doors? Maybe you’d like to blast another hole in the wall?
4. Look around and notice that I stole all your stuff…except that Nsync album…I really didn’t want that.

Huh? How does that make you appreciate your things? I don’t care, I have all your stuff! SUCKER!