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The Best Excuses to Not Do Your Homework

Published by Littlekid137 in Kids
May 26th, 2009

What to say next. Top 10 excuses for not doing your homework.

  1. I would’ve done it but I didn’t want to show you how smart i am, it makes me feel bad.
  2. I was walking home and some bullies grabbed me and my backpack and took me to the woods. They tied me to a tree and ripped all my homework.
  3. These aliens…. wait you wouldn’t believe it.
  4. My dog urinated on my homework.
  5. See my sister was doing a project where she had to cut a paper to look like a snowflake. Since my family can’t afford paper, and I always think about my family first I gave my homework for my sister to cut up.
  6. I was cooking dinner, when my buddy called and asked if I had done it. When I told him no he asked whether he could borrow it to copy after I did it. I didn’t want to be a cheater or a liar so I couldn’t do it.
  7. My mom told me I didn’t have to do it because she couldn’t even get it.
  8. Those poor tree’s.
  9. I needed something to clean up #4!
  10. I was too busy.

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4 Comments
  1. Posted May 28, 2009 at 1:24 am

    Hah! Those are amusingly funny…great compilation, Little Kid.

    I particularly enjoy #4 and the last one. :D

    Nicely done!

    -Fresh Writing

    (referred to your article by Resounding Glass)

  2. Posted May 31, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    Hello,

    Sorry for holding off on commenting for so long. I read your article a while ago but for some reason neglected to comment on it. Since then I have dugg and stumbled it. I thought it was very amusing and really liked it. I was wondering if it would be ok with you if i featured it on my blog. http://developingwriters.blogspot.com/

    Please let me know if that would be fine with you. Thanks and see you around,

    -Resounding Glass

  3. Posted June 2, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    Yes, I did enjoy this, I wish I could of thought of some of these excuses when I had tons of homework to do each day!!! Nice article :)

  4. Posted August 19, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    Haha, this is absolutely hilarious! Especially “Those poor trees”! Absolutely funny and I shall look forward to using one of these (Nah, I’m just joking!) but these are pretty usable! MIGHT force a smile out of even the most strict teacher!

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