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Video Games or Girls?

Published by TheKnowerOfUselessThings in Kids
April 26th, 2007

20 reasons why Video games are lot better than girls.

  1. They come with instructions
  2. They let you cheat
  3. You can borrow them from your friends
  4. When you go to the mall you can actually pick one up
  5. They look great as soon as you wake up in the morning
  6. Pause button
  7. You can turn down the volume
  8. $50.00 is all you need to spend on them
  9. You can always get the hottest one
  10. No shower, no problem
  11. It’s ok to spend an evening alone with them and a 2-liter of orange
  12. You can go on “dates” in your underpants
  13. You mom won’t get mad if your in your room with the door shut
  14. You get the XL pizza all to yourself
  15. All you need to do to make a relationship work is to find a save point
  16. Your friends can watch
  17. No matter how many times you mess up, you can always try again
  18. If you’re having problems with them, your friends will listen.
  19. You can actually get the one in magazines
  20. If you get bored, you can trade them in for a new one

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  1. Miguel
    Posted May 22, 2007 at 4:57 am

    That was really creative. I liked it. But still, I like my girlfriend too haha.

  2. Sisco
    Posted February 27, 2008 at 6:02 am

    awesome funny as hell, so freaking true, but girls are somewhat better though but NOT BETTER THAN VIDEO GAMES hahahaha

  3. Tench
    Posted October 25, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    whoever wrote this got this from a t-shirt at hot topic…….because I have a shirt that says the exact same thing. Good shirt BTW

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