Video Games or Girls?
20 reasons why Video games are lot better than girls.
- They come with instructions
- They let you cheat
- You can borrow them from your friends
- When you go to the mall you can actually pick one up
- They look great as soon as you wake up in the morning
- Pause button
- You can turn down the volume
- $50.00 is all you need to spend on them
- You can always get the hottest one
- No shower, no problem
- It’s ok to spend an evening alone with them and a 2-liter of orange
- You can go on “dates” in your underpants
- You mom won’t get mad if your in your room with the door shut
- You get the XL pizza all to yourself
- All you need to do to make a relationship work is to find a save point
- Your friends can watch
- No matter how many times you mess up, you can always try again
- If you’re having problems with them, your friends will listen.
- You can actually get the one in magazines
- If you get bored, you can trade them in for a new one