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Why Girls are Better Than Boys

Published by Cathal Buckley in Kids
November 5th, 2008

Just something I wrote I hope you enjoy it.

1. They cook better

2. They’re good at washing dishes

3. They’re good at washing the floor

4. They’re good at drying dishes

5. They’re good at ironing cloths

6. They’re good at hovering

7. They’re a superior race

8. They have a fashion sense

9. They know how to put nail varnish on (some boys do but they don’t really count as boys)

10. They have better hair(with some exceptions)

11.They smell WAY!!!!! better

12. They can do that towel on the head thing (I think that’s really cool)

13. They’re smarter

14. They can have children

15.They’re not as lazy

16. They’re neater

17. They have better writing

18. They are better slaves

20. They don’t skip numbers

24. They don’t skip numbers

25. They aren’t as repetitive

26. They aren’t as repetitive

27. They aren’t as repetitive

30. They don’t skip numbers

31. They are fetter at squealing

32. I mean better at spelling

33. They know all their rights (Wouldn’t be that hard)

34. They aren’t sexist

35. They aren’t racist

36. They respect men

37. They aren’t prejudice

38. They’re easy……… To write good things about

39. They like to party

40. They don’t add extra unnecessary letters into words

45. They don’t skip numbers

46. They aren’t as repetitive

47. They’re very cool

48. They are better then men in every way and they know it

49. They have a good imagination

50. They don’t spit a lot (that’s a bad habit)

51. When you compliment them they are always positive you are right

52. They are very gullible

53. They can’t get kicked in the nuts

54. They are more in touch with their emotions

55. They only get cranky once a month

56. They can wear make up without looking gay

57. They wear cool colours like pink

58. They have a sense of humour

59.

60. They don’t leave blank spaces

61. They can make beds

62. They can do plats

63. They can spell plats

64. They make good pie

65. Pie rhymes with sky

66. Sky rhymes with die

67. They don’t go off topic while doing their homework

68. They can count higher the 68

I hope that everyone who took their time to read this enjoyed it.

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  1. Brandon
    Posted November 5, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    That was the biggest waste of time

  2. Saurabh
    Posted November 5, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    lol…nice

  3. Posted November 6, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    Of course Brandon would say that, he’s a guy. I thought it was great, because I’m a chick.

  4. zeppelinl
    Posted November 6, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    Well I’m a guy too and I wrote it… I got it as a punishment essay for being sexist in class “100 reasons why grils are better then boys” so thats what I done.

  5. Rena
    Posted November 30, 2008 at 8:43 am

    Correct not about washing clothes or plates that mens do too if they are alone at home not washing floors but girls are better!

  6. Pilar Thompson
    Posted December 8, 2008 at 11:37 am

    We have a better hand Writing

  7. Aurora
    Posted February 1, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    I LOVE MEN.

  8. Jake
    Posted February 1, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    I LOVE MEN TOO.

  9. Kacie
    Posted February 2, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    that was hilarious!!!!

  10. marya
    Posted February 10, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    I am a girl but that was majorly weird and not accrate losers!!!!!!

  11. Crisanthumum
    Posted February 10, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    and that is weird what you wrote! I am using info for a debate and this is not helpful suckas!!!!!!

  12. Lisa
    Posted February 11, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    Well wahtaeva loser girls are way better than boys!!! duh!!

  13. ashley Simpson
    Posted February 11, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    Hey guys tis is not helpful!! Please be nice and please by my new product!!

  14. Steven
    Posted February 15, 2009 at 7:55 am

    Lol great work I loved it

  15. Amy
    Posted February 16, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    No I hated it.. not helpful at all and not accurate at all!!!!

  16. uchihafire7
    Posted March 23, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    i personally think guys are better then girls.

  17. gonza
    Posted March 23, 2009 at 11:50 pm

    it is so funny (I mean nice) /just kidding/ I am still laughing

  18. Max
    Posted March 25, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    lol haha this is pretty funny, lol i mean,,a..its correct =D, lol good time waster xD,lol,i started laughing when it was like girls make good pie, pie rymthms with sky , lol hahah

    PS. boys are cool, i like pool, u go to school, girls are…what ryms with school? fool :P , lol duel?, cruel? drool? fuel?, lol oh and i rule , lol simile,lol sorry if that sucked xP

  19. Jimmy
    Posted April 27, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    I HOPE YOU GET ARRESTED FOR BEING SEXIST YOUNG LADY. BOYS AND GIRLS ARE EQUALLY SMART. No sex is better or worse than the other sex. THERE SHOULD BE NO DISCRIMINATION WHICH INCLUDES SEXISM, RACISM, RELIGIOUS INTOLERANCE, DISABLED OR MENTALY RETARDED PEOPLE DISCRIMINATION, AGEISM, SPECIESISM, AND MORE. I wonder if you have heard a complaint as strong as this. I hope you get sued. I will be suprised if you are a democrat or a liberal because they don’t believe in gender roles.

  20. Jimmy
    Posted April 27, 2009 at 7:08 pm

    The one who wrote those two comments ( make that three) that was writted by Jimmy is only 11 years old. I STILL HOPE THAY LADY GETS ARRESTED FOR SEXISM.

  21. Posted April 28, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    Ok first off I am a boy not a girl you douche..

    Secondly this article is a joke!? Don’t take it seriously you retarded monkey…

    As I said in my other article I hope you get run over by a bes full of retards like you!!!

    Good luck with getting me arrested you noob :) .

  22. sydney
    Posted April 28, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    i really like this lol … wow im doing an essay bout just this topic thanx u helped a bunch!!! !!!!

  23. nhdjksnd
    Posted May 1, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    lol it well kl and funny and loads of dat is true lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. Posted May 4, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    Glad you guys like it ^^

  25. Enlightened One
    Posted May 11, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    Not for the mostly silly reasons listed above, but it is entirely true that girls are better than boys. Plain, simple fact. They hear better, communicate better, cooperate better, and are simply further along in evolution than most hapless guys. As civilization crawls slowly out of the old, might-makes-right cave-man mentality, it is no accident that women are stepping into the lead roles and that men and boys are becoming more and more lost and confused in what is becoming a woman’s world.

    And that’s just the truth, and yes, I am a guy.

  26. UwannaGOwithME?
    Posted May 21, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    LOL

    That is..
    Both true AND false because both sex are equally smart. Both genders use their brain differently, which makes them both the same. Well..That’s the truth. And… “they are better slaves”?!
    Girls cannot be slaves; only maids. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL x 99999

  27. UwannaGOwithME?
    Posted May 21, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    And, for false (I forgot about that), /Girls are not always that good at “making pies” or “doesn’t skip lines” or etc etc. They may be more dumb and be empty-minded, but depending on how they live, where they grew up in, what they learn, and so on. Whoever wrote this is probably a chick because.. WHO WOULD WANT THEIR OWN GENDER (unless it’s true, which is entirely not)?!!

  28. Posted May 22, 2009 at 2:50 am

    As I said in many comments before… “I wrote this and am not a girl”, this was given for me to write as a punishment for being too sexist in school :P (true story)

  29. llarisah
    Posted June 5, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    Some people are just idiots, taking seriously what’s so obviously a joke. It’s funny, tho you ran out of steam – surely you can add more by now!!

  30. curtis
    Posted June 8, 2009 at 10:56 am

    nice work…

  31. no name is girl
    Posted June 14, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    WHAT THAT IS SO FAKE! i can not wash flors clean dishes dry wsh cloths were hight heals make up ore that other stuff without going CRAZY!EVERY ONE I KNOW INCLUEDING BOYS CAN CONT HIGHTER THAN 68 I AM NOT NEAT I SMELL THE SAME AS EVERY BOY AND GIRL I KNOW I SMELL LIKE UMMM A HUMAN AND HEY MORRONS YOU SKIPPED NUMBERS I CANT MAKE A PIE WITHOUT MAKEING A NUKLIER EXPLOCION ORE A HUDGE FIRE BOYS AND GIRLS ARE EQUIL ALL DIFRENT IN THERE OWN SPECIAL WAY SO STOP BEING SEXES AND YOU DONT WANT ME TO GET ANGRY WHEN I GET ANGRY I DISTROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF I WAS A SLAVE I WOLD KILL THE MASTER AND RUN IF I SQUELL MY THROTE FEELS ON FIRE i am a 4rth grader WITH THE MIND OF A 7TH GRADER I HATE PINK AND I LOVE SPITTING I CANT DO ANY OF THAT I WAS BORN EMOTIONLESS!WATS A PLATS AND NAIL VARNISH AND I AM A GIRL

  32. no name is a girl
    Posted June 14, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    I HOPE SOMEONE CALLS 911 AND GETS YOU ARESTED FOR BEING SEXEST! GET A LIFE AND STOP MOOCHING OFF OF OTHERS

  33. no name is a girl
    Posted June 14, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    your realy boreing also not funny

  34. Posted August 30, 2009 at 5:10 am

    that WAS a waste of time men have a way better sense of humour i cant remember 1 time wen a girl made me laugh.thats right THEY CANT.and haf th reasons arent even true

  35. a
    Posted October 29, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    If I could choose my gender, I would choose female. However, I could not, and I was extremely disappointed to find out I am a plain old stupid male.

  36. pink lover
    Posted October 29, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    Oh, and can someone explain to me why people laugh every time I get pink, but don’t laugh at anything else? It is so perplexing. How do I spell so good when I am a male? Amazing! 1% chance!

  37. Robert
    Posted November 9, 2009 at 9:43 am

    Boys are funnier

  38. Kommandant
    Posted November 22, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    It’s a stupidity to compare girls with boys…it’s like comparing Apples to Oranges… Each one is special in a way…what girls can do boys can’t do and vice versa…nobody’s perfect and it’s pathetic for guys who want to be girls and girls who wish to be guys…Enjoy your own gender, each one has difficulties…it’s up to you and your brains to know how to avoid probs…Capish?

    Anyway I am quite lazy for a guy, I could use some help from a girl…LOL!

  39. Emily
    Posted November 24, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    We girls are awesome, cuz who else could bleed non-stop for 5 days and not die?

  40. Posted November 27, 2009 at 12:12 am

    UP TOP GIRL u r soooooooooo awsome u r rite u r totaly awsome iwe wish u were our bffl we have 2 annoying brothers

  41. Posted November 27, 2009 at 12:15 am

    u gave us AWSOME tips to annoy our brothers wit :) mwahaaaa :) -looks evil- LOL U GO GIRL!!!!!

  42. Posted November 27, 2009 at 12:22 am

    NVM DANG U A BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WUT THA F*** U TAKIN BOUT NVM BOUT DA COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF WE WOULD OF READ B 4 WE WOUNT OF PUT THA DANG COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF IS U PROBLE BEIN A SEXTIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:I

  43. Posted November 27, 2009 at 1:09 am

    WE TAKE DAT UP TOP BACK NOW OUR BROTHES NEED TO LEAVE U A COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSER

  44. Posted November 27, 2009 at 1:13 am

    HEY LITTLE BOY LEAVE OUR SISTAS LONE U GOT A PROBLEM HUH WELL DO YA PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. i glad im a man
    Posted December 12, 2009 at 10:44 am

    I think boys are better. Girls look for strong dominate type boys. Girls are insecure(and they blame the media). They are less logical and think with there emotions. Girls like jerks cause they find being treated like sh!t exciting. Girls don’t approach guys cause there to scared. Girls are biologically weaker. They don’t even understand themselves and expect guys to. I happy being a man cause just thinking about running on emotions and always wanting to be dominated and being attracted to jerks is just illogical. No i am not sexist just telling it like it is.

  46. Carlos
    Posted December 21, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    Great stuff! I’m glad I’m a man and I agree with pretty much everything you wrote. It’s a shame that, sooner or later it was bound to attract macho hood dudes who can’t spell, barely manage to compose a coherent sentence and feel the need to use CAPS in order get the attention they crave.
    Girls (proper ones that is) teach us guys how to behave, unfortunately we’re often too busy being macho to pay attention.

  47. Ron
    Posted January 16, 2010 at 1:22 am

    what, THE HELL, was that? All the reasons you stated are stereotypes. And,the one, “Were not sexist,” That whole fkin thing was sexist. Just remove this, or something.

  48. Grant
    Posted January 31, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    Who ever thinks one gender is better then the other needs to get a life and stop being such a sexist idiot!

  49. wtf who am i ?
    Posted February 6, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    boys are better :

    they can better drive a car
    they can fix (nearly ) everything
    they can DRIVE a car and PARK it
    they can survive better than girlies in the outer cold world
    they can find better jobs
    they rule the world
    and much more…

    I’m a boy

  50. jake
    Posted February 19, 2010 at 1:54 am

    most of this stuff is just telling only thing girls are good at is cleaning and making dinner for me

  51. Posted February 20, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    when u say that they arent racist u are being raist

  52. adsf
    Posted March 17, 2010 at 10:13 pm

    When you say there not sexist.. I actually laughed my butt off.
    Women are WAY more sexist. since im sick of it, i’m going to be sexist myself

    1.- We don’t hold a grudge
    2.We don’t use an entire cell phone battery for 1 call, with 50 calls a day.
    3.- We have been SCIENTIFICALLY proven to be smarter
    4.-We don’t gripe if you don’t “call me”.
    4. Were better at paying attention

    Most of those go along with boys too. (ex. We aren’t prejudice)

    and one thing… Boys don’t add a bunch of extra steps to make their lists look long. Half of these are fake crap, just like the creator. lol.

  53. jonathonwoodsfansite
    Posted March 18, 2010 at 1:35 am

    girls who coment here r just dykes… move on ppl

  54. Sarah
    Posted March 20, 2010 at 8:45 pm

    This is not accurate and is making fun of girls! Girls are WAY better than guys in every way!

  55. jess
    Posted April 5, 2010 at 9:42 pm

    if men could get PMS, which is no, they wont have much sense of humor then~plus they would be roaring and breaking and getting angrier

  56. TOOBA
    Posted April 13, 2010 at 11:12 am

    GIRLS R BETTER THN BOYS IN MANY WAYS BZZ THEY SUFFERED A LOT OF PAIN IN THEIR LIFE

  57. Lisaaa
    Posted April 19, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    Lmaaoo hilarious xDD

  58. no name so ha
    Posted April 30, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    GOSH I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!!YOU GUYS ARE STUPID!!!!!!!!!!

    THE TRUTH IS GIRLS ARE WAY BETTER THAN BOYS SO HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

    NO WAY ANYONE CAN PUT ME IN JAIL!!!!!!!

  59. Posted May 1, 2010 at 12:43 am

    GIRLS ARE MEANER AND I REALEY AM BETER THEN THEM I BET ON MY LIFE

  60. Posted May 1, 2010 at 12:47 am

    I WANT YOU TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I AM A BOY A ATHER THING IS THAT MOST ENVENTERS ARE BOYS PLUS IM ONLY 8 AND I NEVER GOT IN TROBLE

  61. Posted May 1, 2010 at 12:49 am

    WERE BOTH GOOD PLEASE YOU MADE ME CRY

  62. Posted May 14, 2010 at 9:00 am

    girls r really better than boys in every respect.the above written things about girls, it is disgusting and just a waste of time.

  63. Germany
    Posted May 20, 2010 at 1:01 am

    Obviously guys are better than girls.hey at least we don\’t get stupid periods every month.and we have dicks.men are stronger faster smarter and better at women at everything.BITCHES!

  64. Yo Face
    Posted May 20, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    Oh my gosh you guys! Settle down!
    1- If guys PMsed they probably would know how we feel
    2- Girls can fix just about anything(if they learn JUST like guys)
    3- Girls had to fight to get rights (wich means we’re perfectly capable of living on our own)
    4- We’re NOT always attracted by jerks

    You guys are being steriotypicle and sexist dear god, get a life we respect guys why can’t you do the same?

  65. Taylor
    Posted June 10, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    This is stupid and offensive. I hope you get shot. Whether or not someone is good at cleaning doesn\’t have to do with gender. It has to do with experience. If they were raised with lots of chores, chances are they\’re good at cleaning.
    Women aren\’t smarter. They\’re just more sophisticated and mature than men. The reason why women are more sophisticated is because they aren\’t allowed to masturbate in public like men are. The reason they\’re more mature is because of their periods.

  66. nonsexist
    Posted June 19, 2010 at 2:30 am

    your completeley wrong and its fun that you said that their really great at doing chores STAY IN THE KITCHEN BITCH,ES

  67. zin
    Posted August 19, 2010 at 4:37 am

    hehehe relly nice nd relly tru,

  68. siku
    Posted September 23, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    nyc work done…i also needed this stuff for my assginment thnx 4 help :)

  69. Posted October 4, 2010 at 10:03 am

    JUST ADMIT IT BOYS GIRLS ARE WAY!!!! BETTER THAN BOYS……. LOL……(^^,)

  70. Sally
    Posted October 13, 2010 at 7:32 pm

    u r thew smartest girl alive( apart from ME!!!)

  71. Carlos
    Posted October 17, 2010 at 6:09 am

    Nice post, fun, but pretty accurate too in my experience. The inevitably aggressive and expletive-riddled responses from the’ BIG IT UP IN DA HOOD-WTF-STAY IN DA KITCHEN-WTF-ILLITERATE-HUMOURLESS-WTF’ immature neanderthals (who will hopefully never breed). only serve to prove the point that girls are indeed the civilising influence… thank god.

  72. Rachel, Currently eleven years old.
    Posted October 24, 2010 at 9:18 pm

    I understand this is a joke, but most boys commenting on here, are acting very sexist. Both genders are equal, Even the girls who say there better, are just being immature. I’m Elena years old, and I find this sad , that most people commenting are older then me, and you are acting like a immature six year old. Both sex, can do almost anything the other can. We both have our differences, and we may do a few things better than eachother, but there’s no major difference. And for all of you who say girls are smarter, or boys are physically better, your wrong, being a certain sex shouldn’t determine what your better at. I can’t stand sexist behavior. Also, for everyone who says girls/boys are more sexist, It depends where you grew up, and how you were raised, it doesn’t depend on your gender.

  73. An awared male
    Posted October 25, 2010 at 9:58 pm

    I believe that both races are equal. However, boys IN SOME WAYS do run on emotion. They get angered easily. But on the girl side we have unstableness with emotion. Both are illogical reasons, so the emotion has now been compromised.

    Boys are physically stronger- yet I’ve heard of girls being able to run faster. (Some of you will find out later) But when these races are just kids boys are stronger AND can be faster. But it’s only a matter of time until they, um… Develop.

    Boys are said to be more humorous, but that is only because of crude humor and getting in trouble. Girls like puns. Honestly, on the humor, I have to say the boys.

    And at one of the comments at the top-It says girls can go bleeding out for five days?! That’s pretty impossible, it would have to be a pretty small incesion or cut. It could be big, but not deep. I’m sure you heard that on the ‘ol TV. :/

    As for people talking about sex- literally- This is just a joke guys- we don’t have to resort to that.

    Sexism- the final thing. I personally think this is going to the boys side- You’ll read.

    Girls always have dissed boys for no reason and we have to put up with this. It annoys the siht out of us and we want to physically let you know that they are annoying you. Some boys think annyoing is not the word-infuriating. This can even occur in grownup situations, but not verbally.

    I am NOT SEXIST- However, I feel deeply in anger about the girls in my school. I think my comment all amounts to that we’re all HUMAN. We ARE the same race, we just decide to put faults in our own by thinking our race is higher than the others. This would be a sign of insecurity and any people[s] that think either race is better needs to pay attention and shut the hell up.

  74. jnvldc
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    Um you said women arent sexist yet your saying there better the master race my ass

  75. JB
    Posted November 27, 2010 at 7:28 am

    Girls are smarter than boys huh? Who’s the one debating who is a better sex then publishing it online? Wow you must be real immature or have some kind of mental condition i mean i used to do that stuff when i was a little kid but im older than 12 now. Don’t feed the troll.

  76. JB
    Posted November 27, 2010 at 7:28 am

    Girls are smarter than boys huh? Who\’s the one debating who is a better sex then publishing it online? Wow you must be real immature or have some kind of mental condition i mean i used to do that stuff when i was a little kid but im older than 12 now. Don\’t feed the troll.

  77. jen jen
    Posted December 11, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    I hate all u boy who think girls are only good at cleaning and cooking. im a girl and i cant cook i hate cleaning (i never clean ) i hate pink im good at sports im the smartest in the class im never emotional i dont ever want a baby i have a really big sence of humer and when i get older i want to be a police or an agent not some stupid nerse im not a girly girl i hate dresses and skirts i never get my hair done i luv video games i hate makeup i never call ppl and stay for hours on the phone i hate nail polish and i luv electronics

  78. Alex Lian (Seriously =)
    Posted December 20, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    Hey all! Just a random guy here =)
    As a european from baltic countries region i do not understand why are there so many offensive and negative feedbacks from most of those who comment?

    I agree with most of what was written up there women are really much more superior to men it’s true, i mean i’m a guy and agree with the fact that guys get tired from doing just one job while women can do several things at once and thus more accurate. So what i don’t find that offensive at all. Someone may think that women are only good as social workers, no women are good at everything if a guy doesn’t know how to do things right than a women will always find a way to help. All females deserve much more respect and care than they receive, a girl is something a guy can’t live without =) And i don’t understand how can somebody up there say “F*ck you” to a girl anyway. A person who does that deserves his lips cut off and tongue ripped out and send back to his mother in envelope. Respect the women as female is godly creation.

  79. Rage
    Posted December 25, 2010 at 6:22 pm

    This was boring, but the discussion is quite interesting.

    I dont understand one thing why girls suddenly think/wish they were better? For 100thousand years since the dawn of humans man has ruled the world. This fact cant change in a day.

    Get a life girls, and make tea or something! :P

  80. Alexis
    Posted January 2, 2011 at 6:51 am

    Hehe, found this googling “girls are better then guys”, and I was extremely bored. This made a great thing to read for a commercial brake, really funny, and people who respond to this saying “its not funny”, find a funnier post and leave XD Btw, Pink and White = Amazing color combination ^^

  81. Jeanette
    Posted January 11, 2011 at 9:29 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow! Thank you! I almost cried! This is great. I’m a girl and I think this is some funny stuff. I’m in a debate in my class and I think that no gender is superior but I have to go with girls are better because I’m on the girl team since I am a girl. But THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! oh my i love my life now more than ever!! . :)

  82. Jeanette
    Posted January 11, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow! Thank you! I almost cried! This is great. I\’m a girl and I think this is some funny stuff. I\’m in a debate in my class and I think that no gender is superior but I have to go with girls are better because I\’m on the girl team since I am a girl. But THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! oh my i love my life now more than ever!! . :)

  83. Rose fox
    Posted January 13, 2011 at 11:35 pm

    Slaves bugger off pillock this not the 50’s
    Also even I like a lot of girly stuff like fashion
    and trendy beauty I play video games and has a degree in games design yet still is a femine lady with morals and I belive both genders should share jobs in the house
    guy washes and iron his own clothes as same for ladies
    take turns cooking simples.
    So screw this rubbish.

  84. Turkeypotpies25
    Posted January 23, 2011 at 8:19 pm

    Without women, you wouldn’t be here. I know guys get us pregnant, but WHO GIVES BIRTH TO YOU? Women.
    I am a girl, indeed, but I act mostly like a tom.
    I hate pink, shopping for clothes, cleaning, makeup, etc.

    I love video games. In fact, I am nearly ADDICTED to them. I get on the computer and video games for at least 8 hrs a day. I really REALLY hate it when people always act so sexist against girls.
    And I hate it how men and boys have nearly taken over the Earth and expect girls to clean up everything for them.

    And for you, Rage, I only drink tea…what…everyone few weeks? First off, that highly offended me. Remember, if it weren’t for women, you wouldn’t even exist. No one would.
    And really, men and women are EQUALLY smart.

    Also, MEN ARE JUST AS SENSITIVE as women. There are SO MANY men that have anger issues and hitting/beating their innocent wives.
    Women show how sensitive they are.
    Men think they’re too good to show it.

    PLEASE SHUT THE *insert bad word beep* up about which sex better! CALM THE HECK DOWN, PLEASE. :)
    Quit it with all these “girls are better” “no boys are!” discussions they are giving me a freaking headache I NEED AN ADVIL.

  85. MAtthew
    Posted January 24, 2011 at 7:00 am

    Also Turkeypotpies25, you say you don’t like pink etc to be different then everyone else. Before you post get rid of all the unnecessary capitol letters and incorrect spelling. Also at least finish primary school before you post.

  86. Posted January 28, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    boys are way better and all yalls know it

  87. Olivia
    Posted January 29, 2011 at 6:58 pm

    Um, several of those are wrong, and I’m a girl…I do not cook better. I do not wash dishes better.

  88. Troll
    Posted January 31, 2011 at 10:33 pm

    MAtthew says it right. Douchebaggy, but right. And learn to spell dammit. You all just got trolled. You jelly? You solid gold jelly?

  89. Troll
    Posted January 31, 2011 at 10:35 pm

    Oh and The Game. You know you lost it.

  90. ALL GIRLS ARE BITCHES AND HOES
    Posted February 14, 2011 at 1:13 am

    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
    Nothing, somebody already told that bitch twice

    Q: Why did God make women?
    A: You think he’s gonna wash the dishes? Aw HAYELL Naw!.

  91. Crim
    Posted March 8, 2011 at 8:21 pm

    Yeah I can understand, but it’s a bit sexist.

  92. Unknown
    Posted March 19, 2011 at 3:02 am

    So basically what you’re saying is that Girls are better Physically? Believe it or not, Boys are as emotional then you think. Sure they may not show it in front of other people but you really got to sink into it. Everyone is the same who they are. We are all human. Don’t let personalities get the best of you.

  93. Elijah
    Posted March 25, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    get back in the kitchen bitch!!!

  94. meagan:)
    Posted March 31, 2011 at 9:25 pm

    i am awesome

  95. chinese student
    Posted April 17, 2011 at 1:52 am

    I disagree with you.Both sexs have advantages and disadvantages.

  96. jondo
    Posted April 25, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    WOW that was something else
    i like the one that says they are better slaves “hypothetically”

  97. Posted May 13, 2011 at 9:31 am

    i believe that you are A VERY VERY SEXIST PERSON. You talk like girls are different. you are very mean towards then and i am afraid i am going to report unless you remove your website within 5 days of my posting

  98. nick
    Posted May 14, 2011 at 2:18 pm

    BOYS ARE BETTER THAN GIRLS BEACUSE, WE ARE STRONGER. WE CAN CLIMB TREES BETTER. WE CAN RUN FASTER AND WE CAN LOOK AND SEE BETTER AND WE ARE SMARTER

  99. Koyikeyi
    Posted August 18, 2011 at 2:24 pm

    I am proud to be a girl because I can “cum” wayyyy better than any boy can, HEHEHE….. DA! GIRLS CAN DO THAT. This also makes them superior to boys.

  100. Jaylo
    Posted August 26, 2011 at 2:10 pm

    OMG! LOL! Im so useing this to come up with a awesome comebacks! Lolliepop! Pandas! Smile Haters!

  101. Dr.Troll
    Posted September 26, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    @Koyikeyi

    Yeah that’s why we can cum all over your face and make you eat it… :) Men > women

    P.S God is male.

  102. Dr. Llort
    Posted September 26, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    Make me a sammich.

  103. Posted October 6, 2011 at 11:31 am

    Girls are way better at doing what they are told to do – by parents and teachers. Boys generally do what they want to -they experiment, they explore and they discover. Most great scientists, mathematicians, creative musicians are men. Boys think outside the box- more often than girls.

    though I’m not being a sexist, We girls just do what parents and teachers do, and guess what? We copy and re-memorize what we wrote or what we have studied.

    Wonder why men always fail at the 1st quiz and yet at the 2nd quiz he will pass? It’s because they will try to know their mistakes, they even think that mistakes can be undone if you know what you have done wrong.

    I have told this twice, I’m not a sexist, I may be a Girl, but I’m with the boys on this one.

    (I also love your randomness Mr. Creator)

  104. Posted October 17, 2011 at 3:51 am

    neeku buddunda asalu.dobbey ra.

  105. cory
    Posted October 29, 2011 at 5:21 am

    This is soo offensive.

    Your a sexist, arrogant, ignorant, selfish piece of shit.

    Bastard.

  106. Fuck3R
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 9:49 am

    i must admin that girls are better at one thing… and that is … SUCKING DICK!

  107. cocky bastard 69
    Posted November 24, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    so youve got your dick sucked by a man bitch bitch bitch

  108. penus
    Posted November 24, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    your gay

  109. silent poonjub
    Posted November 24, 2011 at 8:53 pm

    hahaha fags eat one

  110. connr mac is GAY
    Posted November 24, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    connor should read this

  111. dickhead
    Posted November 24, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    lool kyle dcruz sucks dick

  112. Ally
    Posted January 17, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    Wow fuck who ever wrote this. You can wash your own dishes and clean your own damn floor! If women werent here you wouldent be here either. Women are better. Guys are just to lazy to do anything.

  113. Haley
    Posted January 17, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    Go suck a fucking pussy. All guys wanna do is have sex then brag about it. All guys are good for is laying on the couch waiting to be waited on. Watching football. but hey you could say the same about a girl. No gender is better. Guys just think they are so cool saying girls should stay in the kitchen and shit. But really your wrong and need to face it we are equal. Even though this is a male dominated society…..yall arent doing a very good job because the economy is in the dump. Guys cant agree on anything. A girl could honestly do much better.

  114. Daniel McGlynn
    Posted March 1, 2012 at 10:51 am

    None of this is correct, any sensible human being would understand that. women and men are born with the exact capabilities och doing things. the only difference is (ofcourse breasts and penises and bla bla bla) is that the women have a bigger part of the child being able to live and the man has more physical strength naturally which ensures their survival. we are equal, and if a man washed dishes just as much as a woman, the woman may’ve become better or the results could be reversed. and all women are different aswell as all men are different so you can’t say. all men are lazy or all women are stupid. we’re all different and equal. Sincerely, a man that could use his brain and admit the truth. Meant to men and women alike.

  115. no1
    Posted March 15, 2012 at 11:07 am

    1) nope girls dont cook better, most cookers are males, woman ookers are just our slaves
    2) “girls are smarter”. No, see Da Vinci, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Newton, Einstein etc, should I continue?
    3) “They can have children” Without a boy?…. Wow… girls logic..
    4) “They’re good at washing dishes” the only thing girls can do…
    5) “They have a sense of humour” OH YEA, that’s true, “They don’t skip numbers” is very funny… <_<
    6) "They’re a superior race" …. ????
    7) "hey don’t add extra unnecessary letters into words" is proven that girls speak A LOT more than men does.
    8) "They wear cool colours like pink" that was a joke too?
    9) "They are better slaves" true.. but let me fix it "They are better sexual slaves", done.

    God, thank you so much for not making me a girl !!!!

  116. no1...2
    Posted March 15, 2012 at 11:11 am

    Oh yes, and I forgot, WE CAN
    1) Drive a car + park
    2) Get money without sucking dicks
    3) Fix like anything
    4) We are smarter
    5) We are taller
    6) is proven that boys has 30% more muscles
    7) we are not being raped everyday (see tv news)
    8) We dont waste all the day in mall
    9) We are not worried about every gram we have

  117. Five Second Raul
    Posted April 27, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    You say that they are not racist but say they are a superior race, you sound like hitler. What are washing dishes floors and painting nails going to to for you in life, your pretty much proving all the “in the kitchen” stereotypes about women. Stupid :)

    Whore

  118. Billy Butler
    Posted April 27, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    Wow women are good at doing whatever men tell them to do, good job

  119. sara
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 6:14 am

    waste of time

  120. chantell
    Posted May 25, 2012 at 7:33 am

    u knw u boys think its easy being a girl well its nt,i am a girl n i think girls r way better dan boy n u guys r so funny yorh lmao

  121. Useless Topics
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 6:51 pm

    They smell way better? Have you ever smelled your own vagina?

  122. Useless Topics
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 6:57 pm

    They SMELL better? Have you ever smelled your own vagina? A superior RACE?! HAHAHAHAHA this IS a joke right? If it isn’t women are just making themselves look dumber. Who rule the world literally? Men. There hasn’t been a single woman president. Right now about 85% of the world is being controlled by men. Also a lot of these reasons aren’t true; not all girls are good at cooking. Guys have good imaginations too seeing how most inventions were made by men… DERP. And by ‘They are more in touch with their emotions’ you mean they are very dramatic and have many mood swings? Yeah, you may be in touch with them but you have an awful time controlling them.. Also guys have a sense of humor too as you can see girls can agree that guys are quite funny and most can make any girl laugh. STOP SEXISM PL0X KTHXBAI

  123. Useless Topics
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 6:57 pm

    They SMELL better? Have you ever smelled your own vagina? A superior RACE?! HAHAHAHAHA this IS a joke right? If it isn’t women are just making themselves look dumber. Who rule the world literally? Men. There hasn’t been a single woman president. Right now about 85% of the world is being controlled by men. Also a lot of these reasons aren’t true; not all girls are good at cooking. Guys have good imaginations too seeing how most inventions were made by men… DERP. And by ‘They are more in touch with their emotions’ you mean they are very dramatic and have many mood swings? Yeah, you may be in touch with them but you have an awful time controlling them.. Also guys have a sense of humor too as you can see girls can agree that guys are quite funny and most can make any girl laugh. STOP SEXISM PL0X KTHXBAI

  124. Useless Topics
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 6:57 pm

    They SMELL better? Have you ever smelled your own vagina? A superior RACE?! HAHAHAHAHA this IS a joke right? If it isn’t women are just making themselves look dumber. Who rule the world literally? Men. There hasn’t been a single woman president. Right now about 85% of the world is being controlled by men. Also a lot of these reasons aren’t true; not all girls are good at cooking. Guys have good imaginations too seeing how most inventions were made by men… DERP. And by ‘They are more in touch with their emotions’ you mean they are very dramatic and have many mood swings? Yeah, you may be in touch with them but you have an awful time controlling them.. Also guys have a sense of humor too as you can see girls can agree that guys are quite funny and most can make any girl laugh. STOP SEXISM PL0X KTHXBAI

  125. Useless Topics
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 6:57 pm

    They SMELL better? Have you ever smelled your own vagina? A superior RACE?! HAHAHAHAHA this IS a joke right? If it isn’t women are just making themselves look dumber. Who rule the world literally? Men. There hasn’t been a single woman president. Right now about 85% of the world is being controlled by men. Also a lot of these reasons aren’t true; not all girls are good at cooking. Guys have good imaginations too seeing how most inventions were made by men… DERP. And by ‘They are more in touch with their emotions’ you mean they are very dramatic and have many mood swings? Yeah, you may be in touch with them but you have an awful time controlling them.. Also guys have a sense of humor too as you can see girls can agree that guys are quite funny and most can make any girl laugh. STOP SEXISM PL0X KTHXBAI

  126. Useless Topics
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 6:57 pm

    They SMELL better? Have you ever smelled your own vagina? A superior RACE?! HAHAHAHAHA this IS a joke right? If it isn’t women are just making themselves look dumber. Who rule the world literally? Men. There hasn’t been a single woman president. Right now about 85% of the world is being controlled by men. Also a lot of these reasons aren’t true; not all girls are good at cooking. Guys have good imaginations too seeing how most inventions were made by men… DERP. And by ‘They are more in touch with their emotions’ you mean they are very dramatic and have many mood swings? Yeah, you may be in touch with them but you have an awful time controlling them.. Also guys have a sense of humor too as you can see girls can agree that guys are quite funny and most can make any girl laugh. STOP SEXISM PL0X KTHXBAI

  127. MISSK
    Posted August 9, 2012 at 8:05 am

    In Britain There is QUEENS and Margret Thatcher. Who was Prime-Minister of Scotland, England, Ireland and Whales. If you live in America fair enough but brush up on you’r history!!

  128. MISSK
    Posted August 9, 2012 at 8:07 am

    Wales!**

  129. Harmony
    Posted August 9, 2012 at 8:11 am

    So it ISN’T just men that rule the world or Even 85% so stop being mean and incorrect. And the world will always have history. You shouldn’t try change it…!! And good on those who spoke their mind. IN some people’s opinion Girls and Boys are equal. Thats how it should be!!!

  130. A guy
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 7:55 am

    Funny because none of those reasons are right or thought through

  131. Posted January 31, 2013 at 1:16 pm

    I hope the devil kills you! He’s better than a piece of shit like you! I bringing demonic evil upon people! Jesus is a motherfucker! Yes, I’ve decided to rebel against God like Satan did. Satan is better than women! I hope the devil takes you to Hell! Go ahead and pray to that asshole, God. He can’t hear you and he never will!

  132. Posted January 31, 2013 at 1:17 pm

    I hope the devil kills you! He\’s better than a piece of shit like you! I bringing demonic evil upon people! Jesus is a motherfucker! Yes, I\’ve decided to rebel against God like Satan did. Satan is better than women! I hope the devil takes you to Hell! Go ahead and pray to that asshole, God. He can\’t hear you and he never will!

  133. Posted January 31, 2013 at 1:17 pm

    I hope the devil kills you! He\\\’s better than a piece of shit like you! I bringing demonic evil upon people! Jesus is a motherfucker! Yes, I\\\’ve decided to rebel against God like Satan did. Satan is better than women! I hope the devil takes you to Hell! Go ahead and pray to that asshole, God. He can’t hear you and he never will!

  134. Posted January 31, 2013 at 1:18 pm

    I hope the devil kills you! He\\\\\\\’s better than a piece of shit like you! I bringing demonic evil upon people! Jesus is a motherfucker! Yes, I\\\\\\\’ve decided to rebel against God like Satan did. Satan is better than women! I hope the devil takes you to Hell! Go ahead and pray to that asshole, God. He can\’t hear you and he never will! 666.

  135. Posted January 31, 2013 at 1:20 pm

    666. I hope Satan kills you! He is better than you! God is the biggest asshole ever!

  136. Posted January 31, 2013 at 1:23 pm

    Let Jesus fuck you! Let him fuck you!

  137. Posted January 31, 2013 at 1:49 pm

    Somebody, PLEASE pray to Satan to kill this bastard. A believer who prays to Satan that is. Thank you.

  138. Posted January 31, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    Dear Satan please put a horrible curse on this bastard that will cause her to get tormented severely and then killed. Satan read what I typed unless you already did. Thank you. 666.

  139. Posted January 31, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    666

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