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Jokes Number One.

A visitor from the city stopped at the general store of the village and inquired:

‘Have you anything in the shape of automobile tires?’

‘Yes,’ the store keeper answered briskly, ‘life-preservers, invalid cushions, funeral wreaths and doughnuts.’

Jokes Number Two.

Coming upon a football which the farmer’s son had brought back from school, the rooster promptly called his hens around him.

‘Now, ladies,’ he said diplomatically, ‘I do not want to appear ungreatful, or raise any  unnecessary fuss, but I do want you to see what is being done in other yards.’