A young man wrote a letter to a prominent company, asking to buy a razor.

Dear sirs:

I have enclosed two dollars to pay for one of your razors as advertised.

Sincerely,

Edward Smith

P.S.  I forgot to enclose the two dollars, but no doubt a company of your high standing will still send the razor anyways.

The company received the letter and returned with the following reply:

Dear Sir,

Your most values order was received the other day, and we are sending the razor as your requested. We hope that you will be satisfied with our product.

P.S.  We forgot to enclose the razor, but no doubt a man with your cheek will have no need of it.