REDNECK WANT AD

Wanted:  One, adult male to help mold children

Needs a warm smile

A loving heart

Doesn’t hurt to be a little smart

Willing to hug, wrestle, tickle, and spit.

Respects Mothers

Takes baths, washes hands before eating

Has a few things to teach

Like..(Oh well, the kids will show you)

Could use home-cooked meals and warm bed

Wanted

One, over 30 male for one over 30 female

Likes children better than hunting dogs

Goes to church willingly

Enjoys “Honey Do” jobs

Or can make “Honey” forget the “jobs”

Works hard, lives well, enjoys life

Oh, must be able to deal with anyone who’s title ends in “In-Law”:

Mother, father, brother, sister, granny- in-law