Today’s advice:

Son:  I don’t like to take baths, they take too long and rob me of valuable time necessary to play video games, computer games, sports, and watch television.

Father:  You must take a bath or your mother will scold you and complain to me so that both of our valuable time is wasted, but I have some priceless time saving advice.  Just remember you only have to wash your face, pits, crack and sack – the rest rinses off.

Son:  Thank you dad, you are truly wise.

Father:  Goes to enjoy his complaint free evening.