The cop says “ill make you a deal both of you will go up over that hill there is a fruit farm pick 100 of your favorite fruit and come back here”. So the first criminal heads up the hill and picks 100 grapes.  The second criminal head up the hill. 

Meanwhile; the cops says to the first criminal shove them up your butt”.  So he starts he reaches 60 and he starts laughing, he gets to 80 he is laughing harder.  Then once he reaches 100 he is rolling on the ground laughing.  The cop says “whats wrong”.  The first criminal says “the other guy is up there picking pinapples”.